9/11 Pickup Line

Okay, genius, listen up. You thought it was a good idea to compare someone's body to a terrorist attack that killed thousands of people. You're trying to make a pickup line by saying you want to "crash" into their "twin towers". You're using a major tragedy as a metaphor for sex, which is pretty messed up, you know? Not only is it insensitive, but it's also incredibly corny. You really thought this was smooth? Maybe stick to something a little less likely to cause offense.