What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes.
How do skeletons have sex?
They bone each other.
In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?
My dick.
I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.
How are Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman the same?
Once you take away the legs and the breasts, you’re left with one greasy box to put your bone in.
A guy and girl had a sex poem competition.
Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine."
Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."
Why do some men call their testicles "bells"? Because it's next to their "ding-dong."
There are 206 bones in the human body, but I’d really like to have 207.
"Discuss the synopsis of this poem: My Friend Billy Has A Ten-Foot Willy."
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE!
-P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad
I have 206 bones in my body, but when I look at you, I have 207.
A teacher asked her class “what is sex?”
Little Johnny got up and said: “Sex is a *temptation* Caused by a *sensation* Where the boy sticks his *location* Into a girls *destination* To increase the *population* Of the next *generation* Did you get my *explanation*? Or do you need a *demonstration*?”
The teacher faints.
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess.
His family is nuts.
His neighbor is an asshole.
His best friend is a pussy.
And his owner beats him.
Why are feminists always against men?
Because men can piss with something that they can't: piss with dicks.
A little boy and a little girl are taking a bath together. The little girl looks down at the boy and says, "Can I touch it?" The little boy looks back at her and says, "Hell no, you already broke yours off!"
What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.
I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.
When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school.
At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters
'PNEIS'
and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.
Those who answered 'SPINE' are doctors.
Why are vaginas and the Mariana Trench similar? Lots of seamen go missing there.
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, "Do you have that book for men with small penises?"
The librarian looks on her computer and says, "I don't know if it's in yet."
"Yeah, that's the one!"
