Anatomy jokes

A guy and girl had a sex poem competition.

Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine."

Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."

There are 206 bones in the human body, but I’d really like to have 207.

How are Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman the same?

Once you take away the legs and the breasts, you’re left with one greasy box to put your bone in.

How do skeletons have sex?

They bone each other.

"Discuss the synopsis of this poem: My Friend Billy Has A Ten-Foot Willy."

In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?

My dick.

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes.

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

The trom-BONE!

P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad.

I’m sorry, Chairy, but I don’t need four more legs.

Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"

Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you'll find a brain back there.

I had an operation on my knee, but it was a joint effort.

Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.

Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.

Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.

Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.

Your hairline's exactly like your nose; it's always offside.

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

If we don't get some support soon, people are gonna think we're nuts.

What is Uranus' favorite exercise? ... Hy knees.

I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.