Anatomy jokes
"Discuss the synopsis of this poem: My Friend Billy Has A Ten-Foot Willy."
How are Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman the same?
Once you take away the legs and the breasts, you’re left with one greasy box to put your bone in.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE!
P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad.
A guy and girl had a sex poem competition.
Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine."
Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."
How do skeletons have sex?
They bone each other.
Why do some men call their testicles "bells"? Because it's next to their "ding-dong."
There are 206 bones in the human body, but I’d really like to have 207.
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
Looks dragon!
Draggin' these nuts across yo face!
Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
Because he had no BODY to go with!
How can you tell a woman's pussy is good?
You smell her fingers.
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
Why can’t a nose be 12 feet long?
Because then, it would be a foot.
Bob has no arms.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"It's not Bob."
What do you call a person with nobody and no nose?
Your hairline is so back down, it is in your neck.
Yo head built like 2 parentheses.
What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?
It becomes a chestnut.
Your forehead’s so big it got sponsored by GAP.