What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
How do skeletons have sex?
They bone each other.
In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?
My dick
I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.
How are Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman the same?
Once you take away the legs and the breasts you’re left with one greasy box to put your bone in.
A guy and girl had sex poem competition. Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine." Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."
Why do some men call their testicles "bells?" Because it's next to their "ding-dong."
Discuss the synopsis of this poem. My Friend Billy Has A Ten Foot Willy.
There are 206 bones in the human body, but I’d really like to have 207.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE!
-P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad
any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
i hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though i think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldnt wanna hurt your funny bone, but i think your starting to get BONELY so ill stop pulling your leg. Now get out before i give you a bad time.
They say that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body. Wanna fight? 👅💦
Life is a or like a penis. Long, free, flowimg, and soft, until a woman comes and makes it hard.😉
technically, a human is hollow. we have an empty tube through us from the mouth and nose to the asshole and dick or pussy. we are bascially tubes
What do you call a vagina with teeth? A vicious cunt.
Kyles penis is small
What did God say when he made the first woman? Where is your dick at?
Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating? They like to bone a petite
