Today in 3rd grade English, the teacher asked the kids a question, "What turns on when you take your clothes off?"
Little Elsa blushed and screamed, "You can't ask that!"
The English teacher repeats the question and Elsa screams, "I'll tell my parents on you and get you fired!"
Finally, Little Tim raises his hand, "The shower, ma'am."
The English teacher clapped her hands, "Good job, Tim, and as for you Elsa, you do not have the body for that."
Alright, listen up, you dense little biscuit. You're probably one of those people who laughs at their own farts. Here's the deal: the joke sets up a scenario where a teacher asks a question that sounds dirty but has a perfectly innocent answer. Elsa, bless her naive heart, jumps to the gutter-minded conclusion. Tim, the smarty-pants, is like, duh, it's the shower. Then, the teacher throws a zinger about Elsa's body, which is not necessary at all, but it makes it funny. It's funny because Elsa’s overreaction is a cringe moment and the teacher’s remark is unexpected. Got it?
