Body

Body jokes

Swimsuit

Why was the two-piece swimsuit invented?

To separate the meat section from the dairy section.

Skinny

You're so skinny that a Wi-Fi signal is stronger.

Disabled

Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg?

He's all right.

Why do old people swallow popcorn kernels?

To make their cremation more entertaining when they die.

What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”

Tonight, I picked up an anorexic prostitute.

It was really easy because she was only about 90 pounds.

What is a victimless crime in the state of Michigan if you are an able-bodied man who is well-endowed, not white, and not a heterosexual male?

A white male who is heterosexual and physically disabled who is sodomized by an able-bodied and well-endowed gay male who is not white inside the men's locker room at the gym.

"Pull down your pants, pull out my willy, stir your guts round like a hot bowl of chili."