Body

Body jokes

Why do old people swallow popcorn kernels?

To make their cremation more entertaining when they die.

What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”

Tonight, I picked up an anorexic prostitute.

It was really easy because she was only about 90 pounds.

What is a victimless crime in the state of Michigan if you are an able-bodied man who is well-endowed, not white, and not a heterosexual male?

A white male who is heterosexual and physically disabled who is sodomized by an able-bodied and well-endowed gay male who is not white inside the men's locker room at the gym.

I was wrong about AISH workers having no value.

If you get to them soon enough after the murder, you can harvest a few organs.

"Pull down your pants, pull out my willy, stir your guts round like a hot bowl of chili."

The first thing a man looks at in a woman, is her heart.

The fact that her breasts block the view is not her fault.

Q: What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

A: One has hope in her soul and one has soap in her hole.