Body

Body jokes

What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”

What is a victimless crime in the state of Michigan if you are an able-bodied man who is well-endowed, not white, and not a heterosexual male?

A white male who is heterosexual and physically disabled who is sodomized by an able-bodied and well-endowed gay male who is not white inside the men's locker room at the gym.

"Pull down your pants, pull out my willy, stir your guts round like a hot bowl of chili."

The first thing a man looks at in a woman, is her heart.

The fact that her breasts block the view is not her fault.

Q: What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

A: One has hope in her soul and one has soap in her hole.