What are the basic ingredients when a cannibal makes a sandwich?
2 slices of Brad.
Q: What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?
A: One has hope in her soul and one has soap in her hole.
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?
In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
How do you get a smoking hot body as a senior?
Cremation.
Which animal has the largest chest? A Z-bra.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through something so small?"
Why is it that a physically disabiled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is a abled bodied gay white male for a increase in his pay check? Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth that could be the reason why
Why I can’t be skinny? i hurt myself for fatting.-jenny
hello please i want gaain wait-jenny year later
Don't listen to people when they say you have a dad bod. you don't. You have a father figure
If someone licks your elbow... you wont feel it if you put your ear up to someone's leg you can hear them say "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"
There are 206 bones in the human body 207 when I'm at a nursery
I don’t understand why Christians are so against body piercings didn’t Jesus have four
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
Boobs are like friends you have big ones small ones real ones fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
They say that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body. Wanna fight? 👅💦
Why do physically disabiled gay men like performing blowjobs on wellendowed abled bodied gay men? Because physically disabiled gay men preferred eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
After an intense workout, I finally have the body I've always dreamed of. It's in my basement
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male? From a physically disabiled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽
What is the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when a abled bodied gay male is receiving a anonymous blow job from a physically disabiled gay male under the handicapped stall at a rest area and perverted is when a abled bodied gay male has to give a Klondike Bar to a physically disabiled gay male to received a anonymous blow job under the handicapped stall at a rest area
