When i get naked in the shower it gets turned on
I drew a picture of a whale in the ocean. My brother asked what you drawing? I saod you taking a shower.
I conducted a survey. I asked 100 woman what kind of shampoo they used while they were in the shower? 98 of them said how the fuck did you get in here? 😂😂😂
A salesman rings the door bell and Little Johnny answers. Salesman: “Can I see your dad?” Johnny: “No, he’s in the shower.” Salesman: “What about your mother? Can I see her?” Johnny: “Nope. She’s in the shower, too.” Salesman: “Do you think they’ll be out soon?” Johnny: “Doubt it. When my dad asked me for the Vaseline, I gave him super glue instead.”
By:Xzavier
I am Funny but sad. I submit jokes you'll love. Anyway...
Little Jimmy asked his mom if he could take a bath with her since he was scared if being alone. She said, "Sure, just don't look up." He looked up and said, "Woah, what are those?" She replied, "Those are just headlights." He looked down and said, "What is that?" She said, "That's just a bush." The next day, mommy wasn't home so he asked to take a shower with his papa instead. He said, "Okay, but don't look up." He looked up and said, "Woah, what is that?" His papa replied, "That's just a snake." Later that night, he asked to sleep with his parents. They said, "Okay, just don't look under the covers." After a while, he grew bored and went under the covers. Jimmy screamed, "Mom, turn on the headlights, the snake is in the bush!"
Little Johnny’s mom is taking a shower little Johnny walks in and asks what is that in between your legs mommy says that is my keyhole the next day little Johnny sees his dad taking a shower and little Johnny asks what is that in between your legs daddy says that is my key the next day little Johnny says to his dad looks like the neighbor has the key to mommy’s keyhole too.
By:Xzavier
What do you find in jeffrey dahmer's shower
Heads and shoulders
So skinny you have to run around in the shower to get wet
I took an hour long shower, the german officers were looking at me kinda scared.
A wise man once told me: 'If you poke the bear in prison The bear will happily return the favour, when its times to shower'
are you a toaster? cause i wanna take a bath w you
What does a killer say in the shower in the morning.
-Splish Splash, i'm gonna slash...
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GO ON THE QUINTILLIONAIRE MORNING ROUTINE NOW!
1. Wake up 2. Take a shit 3. Eat 4. Get out of bed 5. Have breakfast
Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries
Me- *crying in the shower* Also me- *why is my toaster in here?*
Singing in the shower is fun, until you get soap in your mouth.
Then it's a soap opera.
You're the type of person to wash your hands after a shower
what goes inside and comes out wet
What goes in dry and come out wet and has white stuff at the end
the pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed. when I was in the shower, i couldn't hear it. Why? because the "p" is silent
