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Be warned, if you are in the shower, I might pikachu and it’s not my fault if I see any jigglypuffs.

Johnny is very attached to his parents, he asks to take a shower with her when she gets in. He looks down and asks "whats that?"The mother replies "that’s my garage" he looks up and asks what are those? The mother responds “those are my headlights.” He then goes and takes a shower with his dad. He looks down “daddy whats that?” The dad replies “that’s my car.” He goes to sleep that night and wakes up because of a bad dream. He goes and tell his mother and she says “you can lay with me.” He falls fast asleep then wakes up once more because of falling off the bed he gets back up and gets under the covers. Then he feels the bed moving he looks under the covers to investigate and see’s them going at it he then yells “mommy turn on you’re headlights daddy’s parking his car in you’re garage!” THUD

Why don’t you shower with a pokemon? He might pikachu.

Chuck Norris doesn’t turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries

my water was leaking, so i used flex tape. now i don’t know where to shower. Thanks Phil

What’s the differencd between prison and concentration camps? At least you don’t die when you shower.

Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.

I love fire. My friends love it too. When i set them on fire, they run around and scream. They sometimes get so tired they immediately fall asleep forever. Also, they need a shower.

Little Jimmy was in the shower singing “Dame Tu Cosita” , and her mom heard it and went to the shower, and Jimmy’s mom saw Jimmy wearing a bathing suit and the shower, and Jimmy yells “WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP”

I joined the military for the group showers

Yo momma’s so stupid, she took a shower for 20 minutes after she heard a DIRTY JOKE!!!

I drew a picture of a whale in the ocean. My brother asked what you drawing? I saod you taking a shower.

I was watching my boyfriends dog while he took a shower. I started playing fetch with the him when the ball went over the balcony. He went to get it and fell 10 stories. When i looked down, he appeared to be dead. My boyfriend loved his dog and I didn’t know what to do ,so feeling awful, I sat on the couch and waiting for him to come back. About three minutes later he got out of the shower. He ordered some food and went to the table to eat when I said ,”you know , your dogs been a little depressed lately…”

What do you call it when you get away with masturbating in the shower? You got off clean

“I wasn’t that drunk yesterday.” “Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying.”

Your friend took a shower and used Pantene but i got a watermelon to keep me clean

When I get naked in the bathroom… The shower usually gets turned on!

when sara gets naked in the shower she turns her taps on :)

Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !

Everyone is saying about head and shoulders and that he never had a shower his batteries would have got wet

What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower? A shower ma! (shawarma)

What do you call a baby in the shower? A baby in the shower

Bring a knife into the shower. NEVER gunna see that coming! He pulls the curtain like ‘ re re‘ and your like ‘ re re ‘ yourself motherf*ucker and stab him right in the eye! You thought the psycho was out there? SUPRIZE the psycho’s IN HERE with the Irish Spring on them!

my water was leaking, so i used flex tape. now i don’t know where to shower