Why did the leper fail his driving test? He left his foot on the clutch
what do you get after a leper has a hot bath.... porridge.
Q:What did the cannibal say to the leper?
A:You gonna eat that?
Two lepers playing cards... one threw his hand in; the other laughed his head off
What happened to the leper when he accidentally walked into the screen door? He strained himself.
What did the suicidal leperchaun say Irish i was dead
Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?
A: There was a face off in the corner
Why did they call off the leper hockey game?
There was a face off in the corner.
How come Leper's don't play cards? Well, if they lose a couple hands...
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy? A: "Oops, I got your nose!"
What was the winning play at the leper football game?
A hand off up the middle.
Two lepers meet on the street First says “how you doing?” Second says “mustn’t crumble”
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
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