Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

A: There was a face off in the corner

what do you get after a leper has a hot bath… porridge.

How come Leper’s don’t play cards? Well, if they lose a couple hands…

Why did the leper fail his driving test? He left his foot on the clutch

What did the leper say to the prostitute?

You can keep the tip.

Why did they call off the leper hockey game?

There was a face off in the corner.

Q:What did the cannibal say to the leper?

A:You gonna eat that?

what did the leper say to the prostitute? don’t worry you can keep the tip.

What did the leper say to the prostitute?

Keep the tip.

What was the winning play at the leper football game?

A hand off up the middle.

Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy? A: “Oops, I got your nose!”

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