Q:What did the cannibal say to the leper?
A:You gonna eat that?
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?
A: There was a face off in the corner
what do you get after a leper has a hot bath… porridge.
You can keep the tip.
Why did they call off the leper hockey game?
There was a face off in the corner.
What was the winning play at the leper football game?
A hand off up the middle.
what did the leper say to the prostitute?
don’t worry you can keep the tip.
How come Leper’s don’t play cards?
Well, if they lose a couple hands…