god creating cats GOD:make the most fluffy cute thing you can think of ANGEL:ok.......................................anything else GOD:YES PUT RAZOR BLADES ON ITS FEET!!!!!!!!
If you're gonna razor yourself you might as well have shaving cream.
What’s red and in a corner ? A baby with a razor blade What’s green and in a corner ? The same baby three weeks later
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What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades, and throw it down the stairs?
An erection!
What’s the difference between a barcode and Rachel sutherlands wrist Nothing they both get scanned for a fresh new pack of razor blades
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Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry? Well they aren't. Why? They aren't repeated customers.
Q:What's the difference between a knife and razor blade? A:Depends on which wound bleeds faster.
A noose, a knife, a gun, and a razor blade look at a child who committed suicide after being bullied. Everyone looked at the noose. The noose would say,"What? It wasn't my fault."
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