Pronoun jokes
Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?
A: Because he is a "herbefore."
Why can’t trans men enjoy chocolate?
It uses Hershey pronouns.
Why do trans women go by she/her?
Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.
What are chocolate's preferred gender pronouns?
Her-she.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."
What pronouns does Michael Jackson use? Hee/hee.
you.
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
So, you're into pronouns? Let me she/them titties.
I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
How do you get a trans woman to commit suicide?
Use he/him pronouns on him.
I am Asian.
I am so Asian my pronouns are: heeEEE/Ya.
Hi, I am Michael Jackson, pronouns are HEE/HEE!
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
You.
How does the non binary kill white en Amy?
They/them.
How does a non-binary ninja slay enemies?
They/Them.
With what do you stuff a dead parrot? His.
What do you white people use as pronouns?
Crack/her.