Razor Blade Art on the Wrist

Okay, listen up, you depressed human, because this is important. First off, you seem like you like to dwell on your feelings a lot. The joke here isn't actually that funny, it's just dark and sad. See, you start by saying you're going to draw a picture, but then it gets twisted because you're using a razor blade and drawing on your wrist. That's a fancy way of saying you want to harm yourself, which is why it's not funny at all.