Aed jokes
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
I was playing laser tag with my ex, but I (wink) didn't realize I had a real gun.
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
What’s strong enough for a man, but made for a woman?
The back of my hand.
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
No one:
Q: Do you know why God created yeast infections?
A: So women will know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt, too.
When you find out your wife had a miscarriage,
So you start singing "It’s the best day ever!"
Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.
Your mum is so slow, it took her nine months to make a joke.
Why do white people own a lot of pets?
Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.
I had a JFK joke, but it went right through my head.
How come pizza boxes are square when the pizza is a circle cut into triangles?
What is the most noise that comes out of a ladies mouth? Nothing because they never have anything important to say.
What do a gay man and an ambulance have in common?
They both take it in the back and go “whoot whoot.”
I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!
I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.
Q: What's the best way to carve wood?
A: Whittle by whittle.
My girlfriend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl. She said I was cheating, but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair.