IHaveSoManyUsernamesIDKWhichOneToPick

I was playing laser tag with my ex, but I (wink) didn't realize I had a real gun.

What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.

Yo mama so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.

Yo mama so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a bowl!

Yo mama so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 episodes.

I thought I saw a cool sticker on my office window, then I realized it was getting bigger and bigger.