IHaveSoManyUsernamesIDKWhichOneToPick

i was playing laser tag with my ex, but i (wink) didn't realize i had a real gun

What do you call a premature chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming

Yo mama so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed

Yo mama so fat when i swerved to miss her, i ran out of gas

Yo mama so stupid when they said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a bowl

Yo mama so fat when she walked in front of the TV i missed 3 episodes

i thought i saw a cool sticker on my office window, then i realized it was getting bigger and bigger