Bisexual jokes
What do you call a single bisexual?
All bi myself.
What do you call a heterosexual man performing fellatio on another heterosexual man?
Bisexual.
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
How to treat someone who’s lesbian, gay, queer, transgender or bisexual?
The same way that you would treat anybody else, you homophobic bastard.
Did you hear about the bisexual from Alabama? He can't decide whether to fuck his brother or his sister.
There are only 2 genders
Why does the Catholic Church have a glory hole inside the confessional booth?
So a priest can give an anonymous blowjob to another bisexual man, or a gay man, or a heterosexual man that has a big dick after the priest hears their confession.
What do you call a born-again heteroflexible male that is a Christian nationalist who thinks he is bisexual when the LGBT community knows that he is bicurious and that he is on steroids and that the LGBT community knows that he is not telling the truth about that? He is a gay man that is in the closet. He should be forced out of the closet by gay men in the LGBT community by any means necessary if gay men in the LGBT community still want to defend the wall of separation of church and state by any means necessary.
What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?
What does BLM stand for?
Bisexual Lives Matter.
In Africa, it doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or bisexual.
At the end of the day, it's night.
Why do Catholic priests make the best cocksuckers for gay and bisexual men that are members of the Catholic Church?
Because there are glory holes inside of the confessional booths.
What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?
Who is the definition of a natural-born cocksucker?
A bisexual male, a homosexual male, a bisexual female, or a heterosexual female?
A physically disabled heterosexual male.
Why do heterosexual men like to receive an anonymous blowjob at an adult bookstore? Because they don't want gay men and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out that they also like getting their cocks sucked by men, but they don't want gay and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out.
Gays: I like men.
Straight: I like women.
Bisexual: A hole is a hole.
I was just fine being bisexual... Now I’m gender fluid... great...
Bisexuals aren’t gay.
Bisexuals aren’t straight.
They’re graight! 😂
How many bisexuals does it take to change a light bulb?
Depends, are you AC or DC? However many turn you on.
The Bible said, "Adam and Eve..." So I did both.
How do the men with bisexual tendencies that are members in the Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses have sex with other men without being disfellowshiped in the Jehovah's Witnesses Church?
Anonymous sex at a glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar.