Aed jokes
Qwen is a liar (sent with a dance).
What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left there hanging.
Why does it take so long for the pirates to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years on C! Pirate: A, B, sea?
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!"
The doctor replies, "Sorry, I don’t follow you..."
What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snowbank.
If a man travels 14 miles to buy a loaf of bread, how long will it take for him to realise that living in the countryside is shit?
How do you get a cow to eat?
Give it mooshrooms!
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
It's not surprising there isn't a whole lot of good tree jokes.
Most foresters have a wooden personality.
How do you keep a moron in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow!
What do you get when Cayden steals your sandwich? A knuckle sandwich.
A man walked into a shop and asked the shop keeper for a potato clock.
The shop keeper said, "I don't know what a potato clock is."
The man said, "Me neither, but I'm starting a new job and my boss told me work starts at 9, so I'd have to get a potato clock."
A man walked into a bar...
Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My grandad broke his legs.
To cheer him up, I bought him a Walkman.
My friend wasn't open to the idea of me becoming a nudist.
I told him to stop being so clothes-minded.
What do you call a smart pig?
A Swinestein.
If someone with a lisp dropped a hammer on their foot, would they be Thor?
Why does a woodpecker have a beak?
So as to not smash his head against the tree.