Aed jokes

When your girlfriend tells you she's a guy: "What, bitch? Naw, hell no!"

I was baking a cake when I saw some egg shell in the mix. I said, "You've got to be yolking me!"

Bro, your humor is so bad I bet you would laugh at this.

A B 💿.

Why do sisters hate you?

Because you're their favorite stepbrother :P

How do you paint a wall red?

You shoot a baby with a .50 cal.

We were discussing cows in a lesson. I asked my teacher why she was one.

Are all orphans home-a-phobic?

What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.

Now from the top, make it drop, that's a WAP, that's a WAP.

A fire broke out at the circus, it was intense.

Why did lil Timmy drop his lollies?

He was hit by a train.

Mary's mother was a good person. Why did she die?

Because she got stabbed in the heart 60 times by a switchblade.

This isn't a joke.

There was a homeless family in need of a room, but the guy said no more rooms because they were homeless. So, they got into a barn, and the mother gave birth to a young healthy boy. Before you say anything bad to a homeless man, that little boy was born on December 25th. Guess who it is.

JESUS CHRIST!!!!!! STOP HURTING THE HOMELESS PEOPLE AND START HELPING THEM!!!!!!!!

What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors?

Surrounded by loved ones.

What did Hitler get for his 6th birthday?

A Kewpie burger and an Easy-Bake Oven.

Q: Why didn’t Santa eat the milk and cookies you set out for him?

A: He doesn’t exist, you childish sh**!

Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.

There was a kid named Buttitches, and his teacher was taking attendance. Then the teacher asked, "What is your name?" And he answered, "Buttitches." Then the teacher asked again, "What's your name?" and he replied, "Buttitches." Then a student yelled out, "JUST SCRATCH YOUR ASS ALREADY!"

I lent my calculator to a friend. He is using it to this day.

I got a sister.

That was a big mistake.