Aed jokes
Stephen Hawking shows up to a car meet-up.
Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.
There's a blind hooker in town.
She never sees anyone coming.
Why do homeless people commit crimes?
They get a bed in jail.
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
A list of Sans puns would be Sans-tastic!
What's a chicken's deadliest day?
Friday.
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
Yo mama so dumb, when Fox Five said it's chilly outside, she brought a bowlllllll!
An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."
Went to see a psychic the other day.
I knocked on the door, and she said, "Who is it?"
So I turned around and left.
What happened when the teacher tied all the students' shoe laces together?
They took a class trip.
I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa. ☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.
The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" 😭. I was right guys ✅🛫
Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!
What is a leaf mixed with mud called? Ligma.
Ligma balls!
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
Why is Jesus in pieces?
Because a one man band is Nine Inch Nails.
What's the same about a newborn and a football?
You can kick them both very easily.
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.