Aed jokes
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
The only profession where one could have coronavirus and still go to work is a suicide terrorist.
Q: Why do depressed people always have colored hair?
A: That’s as close as they can get to dye.
If a tree had a mouth, wood it bark?
I was really rooting to tell that one.
Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!
Q: Why are the 49ers called the 49ers?
A: 'Cause they can't make it past the 50-yard line.
Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?
A: Covid.
Why is Ronnie Anne like Lincoln? Because he is a softy about everything.
Rot in hell?
More like nasty-ass thot in a well.
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
Teacher: "I'm sorry, but you got a 74 on the test."
Quiet Kid: "I'll show you my own 74."
Classroom: *visible panic*
Kid: Hey, Dad.
Dad: You're an hour late.
Kid: No, it was two hours. Also, I was working on math.
Dad: By yourself?
Kid: No.
Dad: A boy?
Kid: I was with the teacher.
Today I was asked if I was in favor of legalizing prostitution.
I admit I haven't given it much of a thot.
A capital E backwards is just it's mirror image.
There was a blind man in WWE, and the commentator said, "Watch out! Watch... Oh, he can’t see." After he was sued for national offense.
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
“Wills”
Are they a dead giveaway!
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
Your forehead is so big that we may as well call it a fivehead.