i told my mum the refrigerator was running so she got dressed and ran after it…

An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers

orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets em. ( also I banged ya mum ;) )

Yesterday I was fucking my sister and she said’ you fuck a lot like dad I said “really mum said that too.”

My mum told me to stop playing with my sister; she said at least wait for her to be born first.

your mum is so fat when she sat in a monster truck it turned into a lowrider

What can a rock possibly say?

Answer: I’ll fuck ya mum rock hard

The teacher asked,"why are you in school on a saturday?" I told her my mum told me to go to hell.

Me: Want to hear a joke? Friend: Sure Me: When my Mum and Dad said they loved me. Friend: What’s funny about that? Me: Because the next day they disowned me.

I asked my mum to be in the Paralympics and she said i had to eat more vegetables

When I was walking home, a couple of married guys was saying your mom is good at her job, but I realize my mom doesn’t work. So I ask my mom why are these guys saying your good at your job, you don’t work. My mom said yeah I got new job. So I said what do you do. My said job hand, no I mean is called a hand job

My mom told me that She and the owner of Chinese made a deal. Now we l get free Chinese food. So .I ask my mom why do we get free Chinese food then my mom said I love him long time.

Your mum is so fat Les Dawson would agree with me that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand she throws it.

My mom told me that she got a new job & I don’t have to leave the house. Then my mom told all my customers are the men that live in our neighborhood Then I ask what is your job call. My mom said job hand, then I said job and or is hand job . My mom said yeah that it. My mom said I;m good at my job that why all the males are always knocking at the door.

you’re are mum

Yo mama so smelly, whenever she steps outside she pollutes the air!

Yo mama so short, when it rains she’s the last to know!

So I was in the car with my mom one time and we always joke about me being adopted (I am not) and Michael Jackson’s song Billie Jean sounds like my name and so my mom says, as the song is playing, (my name) is not my daughter, she’s just a girl who claims that I am her mum. Wow. applauds for mother Love you momma =)

yo mama so fAt that when she walked past the TV you missed 3 episodes of your favourite show.

your mum is so poor she cant afford free samples