i told my mum the refrigerator was running so she got dressed and ran after it…

An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers

orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets em. ( also I banged ya mum ;) )

Yesterday I was fucking my sister and she said’ you fuck a lot like dad I said “really mum said that too.”

What can a rock possibly say?

Answer: I’ll fuck ya mum rock hard

Me: Want to hear a joke? Friend: Sure Me: When my Mum and Dad said they loved me. Friend: What’s funny about that? Me: Because the next day they disowned me.

My mum told me to stop playing with my sister; she said at least wait for her to be born first.

The teacher asked,"why are you in school on a saturday?" I told her my mum told me to go to hell.

Your mum is so fat Les Dawson would agree with me that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand she throws it.

your mum is so fat when she sat in a monster truck it turned into a lowrider

What do u call a person with hole in there shoe a. Christian

Your mum lol teehee

yo mama so fAt that when she walked past the TV you missed 3 episodes of your favourite show.

I asked my mum to be in the Paralympics and she said i had to eat more vegetables

horror movies don’t scare me. 5 missed calls from my mum scares me.

When your mum tells you to help your granny And you in plug life support

What are you doing son.it has been an hour and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.

Mum actually I want to see how I look while sleeping…

My mom told me that She and the owner of Chinese made a deal. Now we l get free Chinese food. So .I ask my mom why do we get free Chinese food then my mom said I love him long time.

your mum is so poor she cant afford free samples

When I was walking home, a couple of married guys was saying your mom is good at her job, but I realize my mom doesn’t work. So I ask my mom why are these guys saying your good at your job, you don’t work. My mom said yeah I got new job. So I said what do you do. My said job hand, no I mean is called a hand job