i told my mum the refrigerator was running so she got dressed and ran after it…

My mum told me to stop playing with my sister; she said at least wait for her to be born first.

yo mama so fAt that when she walked past the TV you missed 3 episodes of your favourite show.

The teacher asked,"why are you in school on a saturday?" I told her my mum told me to go to hell.

Yesterday I was f...ing my sister and she said’ you f... a lot like dad I said “really mum said that too.”

An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers

your mum is so fat when she sat in a monster truck it turned into a lowrider

Your mum

Me: Want to hear a joke? Friend: Sure Me: When my Mum and Dad said they loved me. Friend: What’s funny about that? Me: Because the next day they disowned me.

orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets em. ( also I banged ya mum ;) )

Yo mum so fat that when she sat on the couch the couch got destroyed

What can a rock possibly say?

Answer: I’ll f... ya mum rock hard

I asked my mum to be in the Paralympics and she said i had to eat more vegetables

An American mother has 3 children. The first child asked his mum: 'Why is my sister caleed Crasy horse and my brother Rushing water?' Mum: Because those were the first thing I saw after i gave birth to them. Why are you asking all these questions 2 dogs f...ing?

Guys tell me that I have a MILF for a mom. So I told my mom that guys tell me that she a MILF. My mom said to me what is a MILF so I said Mother I’d Like TO F-ck. So my mom started to laugh and said well you do new a new step dad.

Me and my mom order chinese food. So when it came my mom grab the egg roll and started to sucked it down, then I ask my mom what are you doing. Then my mom say I love you for 5 dollar.

horror movies don’t scare me. 5 missed calls from my mum scares me.

I told me Mum will u remember me in 6 mins 6 hours 6 years she said ye nock nock I said my mum who’s there u didn’t remember me

I told my mum that a few guys tell me that your a MILF. My mom said what that I reply Mom I’d Like To F.... My mum started out to laugh then she told well new do need a new step dad.

Yo mama so smelly, whenever she steps outside she pollutes the air!