bruce

I'm cool

Registered on 5/24/2023 · 9 followers · Last active 1 year ago

When you walk out of a rock concert

Is this guy from Earth?

When babies start talking:
"I just did a boom boom"

Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt everyone yelled tsunami!

WHEN YOU FART ON A ZOOM CALL
AND THEN YOUR NAME LIGHTS UP

The perfect way to eavesdrop

When you pause the music,
but keep the headphones on
so you can eavesdrop
@wickleweed

Q: What's the best way to carve wood? A: Whittle by whittle.

When you start middle school

ME GOING INTO MIDDLE SCHOOL
ME LEAVING.

Q: Why can't orphans be gay? A: They have no one to call daddy