bruce

I'm cool

Registered on 5/24/2023 · 9 followers · Last active 1 year ago

When you walk out of a rock concert

A young person with brown hair makes a silly face with crossed eyes and an extended tongue. The text on the image says: "When you walk out of a rock concert."

Is this guy from Earth?

A man with a large forehead is smiling at the camera.

A cartoon image shows a woman with orange hair holding a baby. The text says: "When babies start talking: I just did a boom boom"

Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"

A picture of Ed, a man with a beard, looking slightly amused. Text on the image reads: "WHEN YOU FART ON A ZOOM CALL AND THEN YOUR NAME LIGHTS UP."

The perfect way to eavesdrop

A two-panel image of a man with a beard and dark hair. In the left panel, he is sitting down, wearing headphones and holding a phone. In the right panel, it's a close up of his face, with headphones. The text overlay reads: "When you pause the music, but keep the headphones on, so you can eavesdrop."

Q: What's the best way to carve wood?

A: Whittle by whittle.

When you start middle school

Two images of Kermit the Frog. On the left, a normal looking Kermit with the text 'ME GOING INTO MIDDLE SCHOOL.' On the right, Kermit is hooded and looks dark with the text 'ME LEAVING.'

Q: Why can't orphans be gay? A: They have no one to call daddy