bruce

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Registered on 5/24/2023 · 9 followers · Last active 1 year ago

When you walk out of a rock concert

Is this guy from Earth?

When babies start talking:
"I just did a boom boom"

This joke includes potentially sensitive content.

This joke includes potentially sensitive content.

This joke includes potentially sensitive content.

WHEN YOU FART ON A ZOOM CALL
AND THEN YOUR NAME LIGHTS UP

The perfect way to eavesdrop

When you pause the music,
but keep the headphones on
so you can eavesdrop
@wickleweed

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.

Q: What's the best way to carve wood? A: Whittle by whittle.

When you start middle school

ME GOING INTO MIDDLE SCHOOL
ME LEAVING.

Q: Why can't orphans be gay? A: They have no one to call daddy