bruce

I'm cool

Registered on 5/24/2023 · 9 followers · Last active 2 years ago

When you walk out of a rock concert

A young person with brown hair makes a silly face with crossed eyes and an extended tongue. The text on the image says: "When you walk out of a rock concert."

Is this guy from Earth?

A man with a large forehead is smiling at the camera.

A cartoon image shows a woman with orange hair holding a baby. The text says: "When babies start talking: I just did a boom boom"

Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"

A picture of Ed, a man with a beard, looking slightly amused. Text on the image reads: "WHEN YOU FART ON A ZOOM CALL AND THEN YOUR NAME LIGHTS UP."

The perfect way to eavesdrop

A two-panel image of a man with a beard and dark hair. In the left panel, he is sitting down, wearing headphones and holding a phone. In the right panel, it's a close up of his face, with headphones. The text overlay reads: "When you pause the music, but keep the headphones on, so you can eavesdrop."

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.

Q: What's the best way to carve wood?

A: Whittle by whittle.

When you start middle school

Two images of Kermit the Frog. On the left, a normal looking Kermit with the text 'ME GOING INTO MIDDLE SCHOOL.' On the right, Kermit is hooded and looks dark with the text 'ME LEAVING.'

Q: Why can't orphans be gay?

A: They have no one to call "daddy."