Keyboard jokes

What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?

Organ harvesting.

Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.

I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.

More random keyboard words made into sentences:

This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able to play the first person who played it.

Why can orphans type? Because they can’t find the home row.

My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.

Why did he die?

Because God made a mistake and pressed Ctrl+Z.

You can say he is not your type until you realize your type is not typing.

My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.

But don't worry I think she was just joking.

Hi, I...

Sorry, my cat touched my computer. I don't know how to delete.

The joke is that if you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?

Sorry guys, it's a hard word to spell.

Ctrl, Alt, Deletus, because of thine fetus.

Are you a keyboard, because I wanna tap you all night long.

Me, smashes mouse after losing a match; everybody at the pet race: :O

What's a pirate's favorite key on the keyboard?

Others: R.

Rrrr, you would think so, but it be the C.

qwertyuiol.

When a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox

-smashes keyboard-

Random words in my keyboard:

The most annoying part of this game has always been that the players don’t know how much time it takes to get to the table before you start playing them.

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program.

The rest of them will write Perl programs.

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My mom said if I'm awake playing Roblox still, she said she was going to bang my head against the keyboard. hxhdhduhxbsfj.