Keyboard jokes
Danny just bought a new game from Steam for a penny.
About one hour later, Danny asks his mother: "Mom, I am not able to start the game."
Mom asked, "Why?"
Danny answers: "It says 'Press any key' on the screen, but I can't find an 'Any' button on my keyboard."
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard?
The SPACE BAR!
Why do orphans not buy a keyboard? Because they can’t use the home button.
My wife said if I don't get off the computer, she's gonna slam my head into the keyboard, but I think I'll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf.
My mom said if I'm awake playing Roblox still, she said she was going to bang my head against the keyboard. hxhdhduhxbsfj.
What's an alien's favorite computer key?
The space bar!
Me, smashes mouse after losing a match; everybody at the pet race: :O
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Are you a keyboard? Cause you're my type.
What is an astronaut's favorite letter on a keyboard?
SPACE.
Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano?
Neither has he.
How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using the computer?
There is sperm on the computer screen.
What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+Delete.
How do computers get drunk?
They take a screenshot.
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When a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox
-smashes keyboard-
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard.
I don't think she lskdjfklsdjf.
Ctrl, Alt, Deletus, because of thine fetus.
Hi, I...
Sorry, my cat touched my computer. I don't know how to delete.
The joke is that if you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
Sorry guys, it's a hard word to spell.