Keyboard jokes
Danny just bought a new game from Steam for a penny.
About one hour later, Danny asks his mother: "Mom, I am not able to start the game."
Mom asked, "Why?"
Danny answers: "It says 'Press any key' on the screen, but I can't find an 'Any' button on my keyboard."
Why do orphans not buy a keyboard? Because they can’t use the home button.
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.
What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+Delete.
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm!
When a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox
-smashes keyboard-
My wife said if I don't get off the computer, she's gonna slam my head into the keyboard, but I think I'll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf.
What's an alien's favorite computer key?
The space bar!
Random words in my keyboard:
The most annoying part of this game has always been that the players don’t know how much time it takes to get to the table before you start playing them.
My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard?
The SPACE BAR!
My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.
But don't worry I think she was just joking.
Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he.
Are you a keyboard, because I wanna tap you all night long.
Where do keyboards go to have dinner?
The space bar!!!
My mom said if I'm awake playing Roblox still, she said she was going to bang my head against the keyboard. hxhdhduhxbsfj.
qwertyuiol.
Why did he die?
Because God made a mistake and pressed Ctrl+Z.
You can say he is not your type until you realize your type is not typing.
Are you a keyboard? Cause you're my type.