Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano?
Neither has he.
How do computers get drunk
They take a screenshot
How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using the computer? there is sperm on the computer screen
What's a aliens favorite computer key?
the space bar!
Are you a keyboard Cause your my type 🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋
Whats a pirates favourite key on the key board
Others: r
Rrrr you would think so but it be the C
I love the smell of my F5 key. -- It's very refreshing.
my wife said if I don't get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I'll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program.
The rest of them will write Perl programs.
ctrl, alt, delutus, because ofthine fetus
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
You can say he is not your type until you realize your type is not typing
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard? The SPACE BAR!
What is an astronauts favourite letter on a keyboard?
SPACE
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road? Organ harvesting
Why do orphans don’t buy a keyboard, because they can’t use the home button
Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him. I asks him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised, he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game
why did he die because God made a mistake and pressed ctrl Z
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.But don't worry I think she was just jokinfkuy angvhkjah gkahnvulaunhuaivnhaviuhgfahnvulpu82y5
