Keyboard Jokes

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in Wife

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Salad
in Bar

Where do keyboards go to have dinner? The space bar!!!

Jordan
in Orphan

My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard.

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in Dad

What is an astronauts favourite letter on a keyboard?

SPACE

Anonymous
in Programming

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program.

The rest of them will write Perl programs.

Queen🤍🦕

Are you a keyboard Cause your my type 🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋

Anonymous

What is an astronaut’s favorite part of a keyboard? The SPACE BAR!

Not_Marko_Polo
in Orphan

Why do orphans don’t buy a keyboard, because they can’t use the home button

Anonymous

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Anonymous
in Orphan

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Anonymous
in Game

when a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox -smashes keyboard-

Anonymous

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