Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano?
Neither has he.
How do computers get drunk?
They take a screenshot.
How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using the computer?
There is sperm on the computer screen.
Where do keyboards go to have dinner?
The space bar!!!
What's an alien's favorite computer key?
The space bar!
Are you a keyboard? Cause you're my type.
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard.
I don't think she lskdjfklsdjf.
What's a pirate's favorite key on the keyboard?
Others: R.
Rrrr, you would think so, but it be the C.
I love the smell of my F5 key. It's very refreshing.
My wife said if I don't get off the computer, she's gonna slam my head into the keyboard, but I think I'll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program.
The rest of them will write Perl programs.
qwertyuiol.
Ctrl, Alt, Deletus, because of thine fetus.
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
My mom said if I'm awake playing Roblox still, she said she was going to bang my head against the keyboard. hxhdhduhxbsfj.
You can say he is not your type until you realize your type is not typing.
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard?
The SPACE BAR!
What is an astronaut's favorite letter on a keyboard?
SPACE.
Why do orphans donβt buy a keyboard, because they canβt use the home button
Are you a keyboard, cause I wanna tap you all night long
