Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano?
Neither has he.
How do computers get drunk
They take a screenshot
How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using the computer? there is sperm on the computer screen
Where do keyboards go to have dinner? The space bar!!!
What's a aliens favorite computer key?
the space bar!
Are you a keyboard Cause your my type 🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard.
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Whats a pirates favourite key on the key board
Others: r
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I love the smell of my F5 key. -- It's very refreshing.
my wife said if I don't get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I'll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program.
The rest of them will write Perl programs.
ctrl, alt, delutus, because ofthine fetus
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
You can say he is not your type until you realize your type is not typing
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard? The SPACE BAR!
What is an astronauts favourite letter on a keyboard?
SPACE
Are you a keyboard, cause I wanna tap you all night long
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road? Organ harvesting
Why do orphans don’t buy a keyboard, because they can’t use the home button
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