Keyboard jokes
Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano?
Neither has he.
How do computers get drunk?
They take a screenshot.
How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using the computer?
There is sperm on the computer screen.
Where do keyboards go to have dinner?
The space bar!!!
Are you a keyboard? Cause you're my type.
What's an alien's favorite computer key?
The space bar!
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard.
I don't think she lskdjfklsdjf.
What's a pirate's favorite key on the keyboard?
Others: R.
Rrrr, you would think so, but it be the C.
I love the smell of my F5 key. It's very refreshing.
My wife said if I don't get off the computer, she's gonna slam my head into the keyboard, but I think I'll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf.
qwertyuiol.
Ctrl, Alt, Deletus, because of thine fetus.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program.
The rest of them will write Perl programs.
What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+Delete.
My mom said if I'm awake playing Roblox still, she said she was going to bang my head against the keyboard. hxhdhduhxbsfj.
Are you a keyboard, because I wanna tap you all night long.
You can say he is not your type until you realize your type is not typing.
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard?
The SPACE BAR!
What is an astronaut's favorite letter on a keyboard?
SPACE.
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.