Keyboard jokes

Why can orphans type? Because they can’t find the home row.

What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?

Organ harvesting.

More random keyboard words made into sentences:

This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able to play the first person who played it.

Ctrl, Alt, Deletus, because of thine fetus.

Hi, I...

Sorry, my cat touched my computer. I don't know how to delete.

The joke is that if you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?

Sorry guys, it's a hard word to spell.

Me, smashes mouse after losing a match; everybody at the pet race: :O

Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.

I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.

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I love the smell of my F5 key. It's very refreshing.

What is an astronaut's favorite letter on a keyboard?

SPACE.

My mom said if I'm awake playing Roblox still, she said she was going to bang my head against the keyboard. hxhdhduhxbsfj.

My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard.

I don't think she lskdjfklsdjf.

What's a pirate's favorite key on the keyboard?

Others: R.

Rrrr, you would think so, but it be the C.

You can say he is not your type until you realize your type is not typing.

Why did he die?

Because God made a mistake and pressed Ctrl+Z.

Who deleted my stuff??? Woooow, you racist just because I'm Hispanic?

My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.

Are you a keyboard, because I wanna tap you all night long.

Are you a keyboard? Cause you're my type.

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program.

The rest of them will write Perl programs.