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Sperm

How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using the computer?

There is sperm on the computer screen.

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    Mom

    My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard.

    I don't think she lskdjfklsdjf.

    Pirate

    What's a pirate's favorite key on the keyboard?

    Others: R.

    Rrrr, you would think so, but it be the C.

    Computer

    My wife said if I don't get off the computer, she's gonna slam my head into the keyboard, but I think I'll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf.

    Programming

    If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program.

    The rest of them will write Perl programs.

    Roblox

    My mom said if I'm awake playing Roblox still, she said she was going to bang my head against the keyboard. hxhdhduhxbsfj.

    Type

    You can say he is not your type until you realize your type is not typing.

    Orphan

    Why do orphans not buy a keyboard? Because they can’t use the home button.