Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano?
Neither has he.
My wife said if I don't get off the computer, she's gonna slam my head into the keyboard, but I think I'll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program.
The rest of them will write Perl programs.
qwertyuiol.
What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+Delete.
You can say he is not your type until you realize your type is not typing.
Are you a keyboard, because I wanna tap you all night long.
Why do orphans don’t buy a keyboard, because they can’t use the home button