What do you call you're daughter's boyfriend when he brings her back past 10pm?
An ambulance
what do ambulances and gay men have in common? they both take it in the back and go whoop whoop :D
911 what’s your emergency Me, my grandma just passed out in the living room and I think she’s dead Well it’s not a living room any more Me, hangs up
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
My brother called me short and ugly so i called him an ambulance.
/Where exactly are you taking me, doctor?" "To the morgue." "What? But I’m not dead yet!" "And we’re not there yet."
whats the fastest way to get to the hospital? stand in the middle of the road
so i was asleep and woke up and went to work my wife left already to her job i was driving my car and ran over someone i woke up in my bed realized it was all a dream 20 minutes later i got a phone call the my wife got hit bye a car
A priest is struck by lightning and lays hurt on the ground.
When medical crew arrives he denies them saying "God will surely save me."
The medical team tries to help him but he keeps struggling and eventually dies.
Later in the afterlife, he screams at God, saying, "Why didn't you save me? Am I not dear to you?"
God answered, "B**** I sent you a f***ing ambulance and you denied it!"
Q: why did sally survive the car accident A: she hit an ambulance
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Me:Have you seen a mr.weewoo Most people:no Me: he drives the ambulance down stairs
Patient: where are you taking me, doctor? Doctor: the morgue Patient: hang on! I'm not dead yet! Doctor: and we're not there yet!
When Stephen Hawkings falls I'll who does he call the ambulance or the technision
I got a heart pain the I went to hospital when the doctor says I am dead but I run then I jump I am not dead
FUCK IT HURTS SO BAD PLEASE SEND AN AMBULANCE I CANT BREATHE (I am Paul walker btw)
I saw a guy beat his girlfriend to a pulp after his girlfriend threw a phone in his face I offered to call an ambulance but he said he was fine
911 I JUST CRASHED MY CAR I THINK ITS BURNING I CAN'T SEE IT HURTS TO BREATHE
An orphan was chock g he called the ambulace i he forgot he's suicide and quickly HUNG up
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