Aed jokes
What is an Italian massage?
An Italian Catholic priest giving a blowjob inside the confessional booth during Lent.
Genie: You cannot wish for more wishes, immortality, or love.
Man: I wish not to die a virgin.
Genie: I just said no wishing for immortality!
Me: Hey, are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?
Her teacher told her that she had to do an essay.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, then they got plane.
I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
Why couldn't the pony sing a song?
He was a little horse.
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?
Me: No.
Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?
Imaginary parents.
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.
I wish I was a toe because I want to be banged all day.
My wife told me to treat her like a princess, so I got drunk and drove through the tunnel.
Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!
I wanted to open a brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was, unfortunately, not so well received.
How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.