Aed jokes
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.
How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?
By squeezing his way in.
Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?
Stupid kid: No.
Bully: You should go get one!
Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
I would make a joke about Silver the Hedgehog... but it's no use!
Crit especially if you are a rouge
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
Were you bought on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.
Jesus is the worst, just joking; he is the best! Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle. Jesus comes from Bethlehem! 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇
Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh.
He never had kids because he comes in the chimney.
What do you call a cupcake with no frosting? A frosting cupcake.
A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?
A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.
What were my final words to Putin before I put a bullet through his head?
Answer: Putin, put out!
I'm gonna eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before I die just to make the cremation a little more interesting.
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