Aed jokes
Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.
What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?
Sex worker.
I would make a joke about Silver the Hedgehog... but it's no use!
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?
I went to a book store yesterday and I saw a book that said "how to solve 50% of your problems." So I bought 2.
Your mum is so overdue on eBay for £2 so she could get a male stripper.
How to get rid of non-vaccinators: call water a "dehydration vaccine."
If a Muslim loses his Faith... Does he throw in the Towel?
Yo mama so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight.
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many aliens you can't keep track.
My lesbian neighbors and my sister gave me a Rolex for my birthday. I guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted a watch.
What’s a German’s favorite drink? Orange Jews. Hundred percent concentrated.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
How do you know you’re at a gay church?
Half the congregation is kneeling.
Nah, North Korea got inspired by the fatman nuke that he also became a fatman with nukes.
This is not a joke, but if your uncle tells you, "Bend over, touch your toes, I'll show you where the monster goes," don't do it, hehehehehe.
Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a bus.
This place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers.