Why do basketball players like cookies? Because they can dunk them!

Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer

what is red, green, lies in a ditch and is covered in cookie crumbs?

…a girl scout that got hit by a car

Hey fatboy why are you so damn fat? Because every time I f... your mom she gives me a cookie

I was trying to poison santa, but he killed my dad and ate all the cookies! 😤

Why did the cookie go to the doctor because he felt crummy

I told a cookie a joke the other day. It just crumnled

Why do basketball players love cookies so much?

Because they can dunk them!!!

Q:Why didn’t Santa eat the milk and cookies you set out for him? A: He doesn’t exist you childish sh**