What does a queen 👸 want on her cookie 🍪?
Royal Icing.
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Why do basketball players like cookies? Because they can dunk them!
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Mother: How is my little cookie 🍪 doing?
Doctor 👩⚕️: Your cookie 🍪 is feeling crummy right now.
Mother: Really?
Doctor 👩⚕️: But don’t worry. Things are about to get batter.
Mother: 😁♥️🍪
When a cookie 🍪 wins a race, what will the crowd say?
“Chip Chip Hooray”
What did the baker say when he forgot the cookie sheets?🍪
Ooh,snicker doodles.
If you were a food what would you be?
Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy
Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends
Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside
little johnny got detention because when he was walking to lunch he saw a bowl of apples and there was a note on it and it said take 1 god is watching. He continues walking and sees a bowl of cookies that said take 1 please so little johnny made his own note and he wrote take as many cookies as you want god is watching the apples
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Home made cookies ;)
Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? - Because there cookies are homemade
What cookie has an orphan never had? Homemade
It was Christmas time for Little Johnny. He was going to make some cookies and milk for Santa until he heard shaking and moaning from his mother's bedroom. He thinks, "Meh, Dad's probably back from the grocery store". But 2 seconds later, he heard a "Ho Ho Ho Oh YEAH" and then a slap. He opens the door. He finds Santa riding on his 19 yr old mom. He asks, "Santa, when did you get here and WHAT are you doing?". Santa replied, "Your mother asked for her 'milk jar' to be filled, and that's what I am doing." Johnny says, "Oh." "But, Mom, you told me Dad was here, well where is he?"
(Santa winks at you)
How do adults like their cookies like their orphans? Homemade.
How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?
Batter
Ryan: Mother, if you had 10 cookies, and I took 4 away from you, how much do you have? Mother: I will still have ten cookies, because I will not give any to you. Ryan: What if I forcefully take 4 cookies away from you. Mother: I will have 10 cookies and a dead body.
Ryan and his mother had cookies than day. Ryan took all 10 cookies. He was never seen again. R.I.P Ryan
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What did the cat say to the jar of cookies
ground beef
How do cookies 🍪 give three cheers?
Chip chip hooray!
