Ice

Daniel King

What does a queen 👸 want on her cookie 🍪?

Royal Icing.

Puns

Anonymous

Why do basketball players like cookies? Because they can dunk them!

Oreo

Daniel King

Why did the OREO go to the dentist?

Because he needed a filling. 😂

Computer

Pun Man 3000

Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer

Depression

Anonymous

If you were a food what would you be?

Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy

Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends

Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside

Doctor

Reece Hummingbird

Why did the cookie go to the doctor because he felt crummy

Little Johnny

Anonymous

One day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa smoking his cigarettes. Little Johnny asked, “Grandpa, can I smoke some of your cigarettes?” His grandpa replied, “Can your penis reach your asshole?” “No”, said Little Johnny. His grandpa replied, “Then you’re not old enough.” The next day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa drinking beer. He asked, “Grandpa, can I drink some of your beer?” His grandpa replied, “Can your penis reach your asshole?” “No” said Little Johhny. “Then you’re not old enough.” his grandpa replied. The next day, Little Johnny was eating cookies. His grandpa asked, “Can I have some of your cookies?” Little Johnny replied, “Can your penis reach your asshole?” His grandpa replied, “It most certainly can!” Little Johnny replied, "Then go fuck yourself

Dad

A very bad joke

I was trying to poison santa, but he killed my dad and ate all the cookies! 😤

Milk

yas

Q:Why didn’t Santa eat the milk and cookies you set out for him? A: He doesn’t exist you childish sh**

Sheet

Daniel King

What did the baker say when he forgot the cookie sheets?🍪

Ooh,snicker doodles.

Body

What's My Name?

Ryan: Mother, if you had 10 cookies, and I took 4 away from you, how much do you have? Mother: I will still have ten cookies, because I will not give any to you. Ryan: What if I forcefully take 4 cookies away from you. Mother: I will have 10 cookies and a dead body.

Ryan and his mother had cookies than day. Ryan took all 10 cookies. He was never seen again. R.I.P Ryan

Poor

Anonymous

What’s a homeless persons favorite cookie?

Pooreo’s

Doctor

Anonymous

Mother: How is my little cookie 🍪 doing?

Doctor 👩‍⚕️: Your cookie 🍪 is feeling crummy right now.

Mother: Really?

Doctor 👩‍⚕️: But don’t worry. Things are about to get batter.

Mother: 😁♥️🍪

Girl

BOY SCOUT

what is red, green, lies in a ditch and is covered in cookie crumbs?

…a girl scout that got hit by a car

Puns

Anonymous bad pun

why did the cookie go to the hospital because it felt crummy

Cat

beef strokin off

What did the cat say to the jar of cookies

ground beef

Cow

Anonymous

4 cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the 4 Cs Quartet since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine. They discovered how they could win. After a discussion they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.

Difference

Anonymous

What is the difference between a human and a tree and a human can walk and you can drive

Puns

Anonymous

I told a cookie a joke the other day. It just crumnled

Little Johnny

Anonymous

Little Johnny walks in on his grandfather smoking a cigar. “May I smoke a cigar?” Asks Johnny.

The grandpa replies “Well, does your dick touch your asshole?”

Johnny replied “No.” and left the room.

The next day Johnny sees his Grandpa getting into a car.

“Can I drive the car?” Asks Johnny.

“Does your dick touch your asshole?”

“No.”

The day after that, Granpa sees Johnny about to eat a cookie.

“Johnny, may I have some of your cookie?” Asked the grandpa.

“Does your dick touch your asshole, grandpa?”

“Yep.”

“Then go fuck yourself, this is my cookie.”

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