Why did the OREO go to the dentist?
Because he needed a filling. 😂
What does a queen 👸 want on her cookie 🍪?
Royal Icing.
When a cookie 🍪 wins a race, what will the crowd say?
“Chip Chip Hooray”
One day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa smoking his cigarettes. Little Johnny asked, "Grandpa, can I smoke some of your cigarettes?" His grandpa replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" "No", said Little Johnny. His grandpa replied, "Then you're not old enough." The next day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa drinking beer. He asked, "Grandpa, can I drink some of your beer?" His grandpa replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" "No" said Little Johhny. "Then you're not old enough." his grandpa replied. The next day, Little Johnny was eating cookies. His grandpa asked, "Can I have some of your cookies?" Little Johnny replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" His grandpa replied, "It most certainly can!" Little Johnny replied, "Then go fuck yourself
Q:Why didn’t Santa eat the milk and cookies you set out for him? A: He doesn’t exist you childish sh**
Mother: How is my little cookie 🍪 doing?
Doctor 👩⚕️: Your cookie 🍪 is feeling crummy right now.
Mother: Really?
Doctor 👩⚕️: But don’t worry. Things are about to get batter.
Mother: 😁♥️🍪
How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?
Batter
“You’re the milk to my cookies”🍪🥛
How do cookies 🍪 give three cheers?
Chip chip hooray!
What is the difference between a human and a tree and a human can walk and you can drive
What did the baker say when he forgot the cookie sheets?🍪
Ooh,snicker doodles.
Why do basketball players like cookies? Because they can dunk them!
What cookie has an orphan never had? Homemade
Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? - Because there cookies are homemade
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
It was Christmas time for Little Johnny. He was going to make some cookies and milk for Santa until he heard shaking and moaning from his mother's bedroom. He thinks, "Meh, Dad's probably back from the grocery store". But 2 seconds later, he heard a "Ho Ho Ho Oh YEAH" and then a slap. He opens the door. He finds Santa riding on his 19 yr old mom. He asks, "Santa, when did you get here and WHAT are you doing?". Santa replied, "Your mother asked for her 'milk jar' to be filled, and that's what I am doing." Johnny says, "Oh." "But, Mom, you told me Dad was here, well where is he?"
(Santa winks at you)
little johnny got detention because when he was walking to lunch he saw a bowl of apples and there was a note on it and it said take 1 god is watching. He continues walking and sees a bowl of cookies that said take 1 please so little johnny made his own note and he wrote take as many cookies as you want god is watching the apples
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk
How do adults like their cookies like their orphans? Homemade.
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Home made cookies ;)
