What does a queen 👸 want on her cookie 🍪?
Royal Icing.
If you were a food what would you be?
Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy
Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends
Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside
When a cookie 🍪 wins a race, what will the crowd say?
“Chip Chip Hooray”
Mother: How is my little cookie 🍪 doing?
Doctor 👩⚕️: Your cookie 🍪 is feeling crummy right now.
Mother: Really?
Doctor 👩⚕️: But don’t worry. Things are about to get batter.
Mother: 😁♥️🍪
Why do basketball players like cookies? Because they can dunk them!
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Home made cookies ;)
What did the baker say when he forgot the cookie sheets?🍪
Ooh,snicker doodles.
What cookie has an orphan never had? Homemade
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because he lost his filling.
How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?
Batter
One day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa smoking his cigarettes. Little Johnny asked, "Grandpa, can I smoke some of your cigarettes?" His grandpa replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" "No", said Little Johnny. His grandpa replied, "Then you're not old enough." The next day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa drinking beer. He asked, "Grandpa, can I drink some of your beer?" His grandpa replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" "No" said Little Johhny. "Then you're not old enough." his grandpa replied. The next day, Little Johnny was eating cookies. His grandpa asked, "Can I have some of your cookies?" Little Johnny replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" His grandpa replied, "It most certainly can!" Little Johnny replied, "Then go fuck yourself
Q:Why didn’t Santa eat the milk and cookies you set out for him? A: He doesn’t exist you childish sh**
BFF:DUDE, COME OVER TO MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!
Me:What no way its 2:58 am
BFF:but i just found my brothers secret stash of oreos!!!!!
Me:I'll be over in 5 minutes
What’s a homeless persons favorite cookie?
Pooreo’s
I want an almond-flavored biscuit.
“You’re the milk to my cookies”🍪🥛
How do cookies 🍪 give three cheers?
Chip chip hooray!
What is the difference between a human and a tree and a human can walk and you can drive
My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookie and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple kool-aid.
