Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
what is red, green, lies in a ditch and is covered in cookie crumbs?
…a girl scout that got hit by a car
If you were a food what would you be?
Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy
Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends
Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside
Q:Why didn’t Santa eat the milk and cookies you set out for him? A: He doesn’t exist you childish sh**