If you were a food what would you be?

Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy

Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends

Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside

Why do basketball players like cookies? Because they can dunk them!

Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer

what is red, green, lies in a ditch and is covered in cookie crumbs?

…a girl scout that got hit by a car

I told a cookie a joke the other day. It just crumnled

Hey fatboy why are you so damn fat? Because every time I f... your mom she gives me a cookie

Why do basketball players love cookies so much?

Because they can dunk them!!!

What’s a homeless persons favorite cookie?

Pooreo’s

I was trying to poison santa, but he killed my dad and ate all the cookies! 😤

why did the cookie go to the hospital because it felt crummy

Why did the cookie go to the doctor because he felt crummy

Q:Why didn’t Santa eat the milk and cookies you set out for him? A: He doesn’t exist you childish sh**

4 cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the 4 Cs Quartet since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine. They discovered how they could win. After a discussion they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.

What did the cookie say to the milk? What’s up duud

How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.