Silver jokes
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
They say I have a silver tongue, I'll let you make it white.
A man in Saudi Arabia was caught stealing hand sanitiser.
The silver lining for him is that he will not need hand sanitiser anymore!
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
John Kreese's forehead broke when silver hit 'em in the forehead.
You really can't call Stalin bad, just think about the kids that depression.
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.
"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate."
What's the difference between a silver medal and a priest?
They both came in a little behind.
Husband: "Honey, I just bought these special Olympic-style condoms!"
Wife: "Olympic-style condoms? What makes them so special?"
Husband: "They come in three colors: gold, silver, and bronze."
Wife: "Ooh, sweet. What color are you going to wear tonight?"
Husband: "Gold, of course!"
Wife: "Why don't you wear silver? It would be nice if you came second for a change."
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
Every moon has a silver lining.
What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
5 Cobra Kai Facts:
1: Johnny = Daniel
2: Miguel > Robby
3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang
4: Chozen and Daniel > Kreese and Silver
5: Tory is actually a good person.
At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.
Anthony Blinken's life sucks, and getting COVID-19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happened in his entire life!
I would make a joke about Silver the Hedgehog... but it's no use!
What’s one good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in a school zone.
If Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, they would be great ALLOYS!
Chuck: That's my sister, mister, and I'm gonna save her!
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
Both LOSE!