Aed jokes
I'd tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort.
How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?
They have a dot in the middle of the head.
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "She was a little tardy."
I asked her, "I thought they all were."
What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?
VEGETABLE OIL!
How do you know you had a gay cookout?
All the hotdogs taste like ass.
What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?
A green bean.
What’s the hardest part about being a PEDO?
Fitting in.
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?
Monkeypox.
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?
Stupid kid: No.
Bully: You should go get one!
Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
What kind of book does cheese read at a church?
The Hole-y Bible.
Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!
Hitler is a national hero, he killed Hitler... Oh wait.
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?
A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.
Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
What do you call a cupcake with no frosting? A frosting cupcake.
A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.