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Why should you care

Registered on 12/11/2024 · 1 follower · Last active 4 days ago

Why should you care

who's happy...

I am

Why should you care

life trick: don't get in relationships so nobody can break them

girls: omg i dont want to crack
my neck it might break :(
boys:
Girls after breakup: *talks and shares
their pain with their friends*
Guys after breakup:
I am going to eat this ice-cream, with my tactical shovel

Why should you care

YOU SHOUT "THAT KING IS AN IMPOSTERI
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I'M
THE REAL KINGI
YOU GET AN INSTANT KINGDOM.
YOU SHOUT THAT KING IS THE REAL KING!
I'M
AN IMPOSTER!
THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT TO SHOUT

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ME A HALFLING: YES! I CAN REROLL
ME: ....
EL
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Probably a doghouse,
though I'm not sure
since there's no dog around.

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Truly are

The "Cursed" dice
In the dice box of shame
They roll strange,
Its hard to make
out numbers
and your 100%
they are cursed.
No one touches them
Used in case someone
forgets their dice. That'll teach em
Feels like selling you soul when you roll them
They glow unnaturally.
your not sure where
you got them
Uncanny ability to
roll ones on command
and 20s if you betray
your fellow gamers
They can either roll cold all
session, or hot until you
REALLY need it.

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Perfect

The DM
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The DM
They befriended a
random Kobold
The DM
What if I make the
Kobold really cute
They're letting it do
all their dirty work
The DM
Make it warm up to
one of the more
friendlier characters
The DM
Then purposely put him into Oh yeah. It's all
harm's way so the party kills
him by accident
coming together

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Crit especially if you are a rouge

WHO WOULD WIN?
AN'ANCIENT BEING CAPABLE OF
FLYING AND BREATHING FIRE
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20
8
ONE CRITICAL
BOI

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Do you know this kind of kid

THE SMART KID:
GETS B+ ON THEIR BLOOD TEST*
WHAT?!

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REBEL!!!!!

TAKE THAT
☑
TOOK THE "DO NOT
REMOVE STICKER OFF MY
MATTRESS
SOCIETY!
DIDN'T GET FINED

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Almost FRIDAY

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MONDAY
You can't defeat me.
I know, but he can.
ME
FRIDAY

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I haven't seen sunlight in 3 years

What my neighbors see as I emerge from
my house once a week to get a delivery
me pondering cyber monday
deals over thanksgiving leftovers

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MWAHAHAHAHA

'You better not come in
here with that nonsense'
Me coming in with that
nonsense:
PRIS 2
'Take life one
step at a time'
The steps:
AUSTRIA
S
2

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"Sinister Laugh"

HOW DO I PUT THIS?
BEA
YOU WILL NEVER
"SLEEP IN AGAIN

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also acceptable when I saw your face

Crying:
Acceptable at funerals,
at the Grand Canyon,
and when you fail your
CPA exam
TheCorporate Accountant

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

Because KFC was offering free seeds

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is this true for anybody else

WHEN YOU SWALLOW LAVA

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Checkmate

If it's not supposed to
work, it shouldn't fit.

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really is there

"Too much garlic"?
What's next?
Too much love?
Too much desire?
Four of my toes watching the little toe take a
coffee table leg to the face

Why should you care

Shmebulock

SHREK!
FIONA!
FIONA!
MOM!
@mohammadask18
HAROLD!
SHMEBULOCK!

Why should you care

OH NO

When you flush the toilet
and the water starts rising

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