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I'm a pink zebra sent from hell to make a dance party that is actually fun

Registered on 12/11/2024 · 1 follower · Last active 3 months ago

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The image shows a scene where a cartoon man is crouched over a table with a sad expression. In the text above, a friend asks why the person is sad, the person replies that they lost their job, the friend says they shouldn't feel sad because others have it worse, and then the person in the image emphatically states, 'SAD IS SAD.'

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this is why we need to kill all of the birds because the birds are giving the government pictures for the cloning

A baby looks shocked, while text above says 'HOLY CRAP' and text below says 'I'VE BEEN CLONED!'

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exactly

The left panel shows a text: "At my funeral please take the bouquet off my casket and throw it in the crowd to see who is next". The right panel shows a picture of a young girl with a peace sign with the text 'Are you okay' Me:

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An image of a cephalopod clinging to a pipe, with the text "Cephalopods Daily. This might be the most confident I've seen anyone." below.

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this is especially fun with human body's

The image shows a meme. The text says "WHEN SOMETHING CLEARLY DOESN'T FIT IN THE FRIDGE SO YOU FORCE THE DOOR SHUT AND LET IT FALL OUT ON SOMEONE ELSE". Below the text there are two faces, one is a yellow cartoon character with a wide grin on the left and another one is a cowboy with flames around him on the right.

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which meme is the best

The image contains four separate panels labeled A, B, C, and D. Panel A shows a man looking confused with text saying 'ME LOOKING AT INSTAGRAM WONDERING WHY EVERYONE IS POSTING THEIR SUPERSPREADER ACTIVITIES WITH RECKLESS ABANDON'. Panel B shows a panda statue with two different facial expressions, with text saying 'When you are laughing at all the corona memes but the laughing suddenly turns into coughing'. Panel C shows a crying child with text saying 'Coronavirus: Austria bans all gatherings of more than five people. Families of 6'. Panel D shows a drawing of a person squirting what looks like cream into a child's face with text saying 'ME DURING PANDEMIC'.

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A baby with wide eyes and a surprised face looking directly at the viewer. The text reads: "THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU REALIZE IT WASN'T A FART."

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God is you... If you have a dog

A golden retriever puppy is sitting and looking up at the camera. The puppy has a cute expression. The puppy's feet are not in view. Two gray slippers are visible at the bottom of the image. The text says, "I taught Luna to sit. She was SO thrilled with the praise she got, that now, every time I turn around this is what I see. My heart!!!"

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I know

A baby is standing in front of an open drawer full of diapers. The baby has diapers on its head. The text on the image says: "WHEN YOU CAN'T DECIDE WHAT FONT TO USE"

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Passwords am I right

A picture of a text interface that is showing "Enter password" and then three "Wrong" messages. The text says "Reset password" and finally "New password can't be old password." Below the text is the image of Shrek looking annoyed.

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You are god if you can do any of these

The image shows a collage of four different images. The top left image shows Thor's hammer. The top middle image shows a sword stuck in a stone. The top right image shows a smiling baby with the text "THIS IS HOW I FEEL WHEN THE COMBINE COMES OUT OF THE SHED". The bottom left image shows hands trying to remove a bucket. The bottom right image shows a sign with text: "EVERY TWENTY MINUTE JOB IS ONE BROKEN BOLT AWAY FROM BECOMING A THREE DAY ORDEAL."

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Life's stupid

A man is looking directly at the viewer with a concerned expression. The text above him reads: "When you accidentally set a lifetime budget as the daily budget on a campaign."

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The image shows two screenshots from social media. The first one has a woman covering her face and the text, "I stepped on a couple of leaves this morning and they crunched!!" The second one has a light projection of Steve Harvey with the text, "There's a light projection of Steve Harvey over Atlanta right now and I have no clue why"

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Meet your new evil overlord

A white and orange cat rests its head on a sleeping baby. Text overlay reads, "I have claimed this tiny human for myself. You may leave now."

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Who did that

A cartoon character, Gru, is shown in six panels. In the first three, Gru is showing his plans to fly to, shrink, and grab the moon. In the fourth panel, he shows a plan to sit on the toilet. The last panel shows a close-up of Gru with text "Wait... what?"

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life trick: don't get in relationships so nobody can break them

The image consists of two panels. The left panel shows a cartoon of a blond male character looking to the side with the text 'girls: omg i dont want to crack my neck it might break :(' and 'boys:' The right panel shows a real person holding a shovel and a tub of ice cream with the text 'Girls after breakup: *talks and shares their pain with their friends*' and 'Guys after breakup: I am going to eat this ice-cream with my tactical shovel.'

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The image shows a two-panel meme about a role-playing game. The top panel shows a 20-sided die with a 20 facing up and the text "You shout 'That king is an imposter! I'm the real king!' You get an instant kingdom." The bottom panel shows the same die with the number 1 facing up and the text "You shout 'That king is the real king! I'm an imposter!' That's not what I meant to shout." Both die are laying on some wood.

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A split image. On the left is a screenshot from a video game with a character walking near a small structure that might be a doghouse. A creature that resembles a dog is running near the character. The text says: "Probably a doghouse, though I'm not sure since there's no dog around." On the right, there is a red die with the number 1 on top. The text reads: "ME A HALFLING: YES! I CAN REROLL. ME: ....".

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Truly are

A set of translucent red and white dice with the title "The Cursed dice" above. The text describes the strange properties of cursed dice, including their unnatural glow, and their ability to roll specific numbers on command.

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Perfect

The image shows a four-panel meme with a character from Disney's "The Emperor's New Groove" labeled "The DM" in each panel. The first panel says, "They befriended a random Kobold." The second panel says, "They're letting it do all their dirty work." The third panel says, "What if I make the Kobold really cute?" The fourth panel says, "Make it warm up to one of the more friendlier characters." Then, "Then purposely put him into harm's way so the party kills him by accident," and finally, "Oh yeah. It's all coming together."

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