What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
Okay, listen up, you smooth-brain. Emo kids are known for being all sad and stuff, right? And "hanging out" can mean chilling with your buddies, but it ALSO means, like, hanging from a rope... you know, suicide. So, the joke is that the Emo is dead. You probably need help tying your shoes too, huh?