Desire for Pornography Denied

Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.

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Explain Bear

Hey, chucklehead! So, you're bummed 'cause there wasn't any spicy pics, huh? You wanted to peek at porn, but you're stuck with parents and a school-issued Chromebook. That's rough, buddy. But hey, maybe focus on your homework and less on the hanky-panky, alright?