Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
Emo Dating
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, nimrod. This joke is playing on the stereotype that emo girls are, like, super angsty and also possess a vagina. So, like, they don't need a dude to feel anything because they are the thing they want. You probably don't even know what 'emo' means, do you? It's short for 'emotional', which is something you clearly lack.