yo mommas so stupid her family tree is a telaphone pole
childhood destroyer
yo mommas so fat when she gets in a monster truck it turns into a lowrider
yo momma so fat santa said ho ho ho i've gatta go
scientist discovered water on mars, mars 1, africa 0
what did the tree do to the emo, left her hanging
why did the emo get in put at the back of the line, he cut himself
how do you end arguement with an emo, kick the chair
what is an emos favorite game, hang man
how can you buy emos. just use their bar code
Were you bought on a highway . Because thats where most acidents happen
Why can't orphans play baseball.They can't find home