Who hates going to a pizza party?
A weirdough.
Who hates going to a pizza party?
A weirdough.
Why didnโt the grape ๐ leave her family?
Because she loved raisin' kids!
How did the cookie ๐ช feel when he was dunked in milk?
Batter.
Why is jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts!
Who did the cow want to hang with?
The udders.
What game do zombies like to play?
Corpse and Robbers.
How does an orange ๐ go into a crowded restaurant?
By squeezing his way in.
Which train is loaded with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train.
How did the flapjack feel when syrup was drizzled on him?
Butter.
"Youโre the milk to my cookies."
What did the baseball โพ๏ธ say to the bat?
โWe should touch base.โ
When do Americans answer their door?
Once freedom rings! โค๏ธ๐ค๐
What makes Mrs Grape ๐ a good mother?
Raisin her kids
When a cookie ๐ช wins a race, what will the crowd say?
โChip Chip Hooray!โ
Why was the apple ๐ sad?
Because he got his peelings hurt.
How does the moon ๐ cut his hair?
Eclipse it!
What do ghosts put on their bagels ๐ฅฏ?
Scream cheese
How was the slice of cheese ๐ง doing in the kitchen?
Cheddar!
What do eggs like doing on stage?
Cracking jokes!
What holds the sun โ๏ธ up in the sky?
Sunbeams