Who hates going to a pizza party?
A weirdough.
Who hates going to a pizza party?
A weirdough.
Why didnโt the grape ๐ leave her family?
Because she loved raisin kids
How did the cookie ๐ช feel when he was dunked in milk?
Batter.
Why is jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts!
Who did the cow want to hang with?
The udders.
What game do zombies like to play?
Corpse and Robbers.
How does an orange ๐ go into a crowded restaurant?
By squeezing his way in
Which train is loaded with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train.
How did the flapjack feel when syrup was drizzled on him?
Butter
โYouโre the milk to my cookiesโ๐ช๐ฅ
What did the baseball โพ๏ธ say to the bat?
โWe should touch baseโ
When do Americans answer their door?
Once freedom rings โค๏ธ๐ค๐
What makes Mrs Grape ๐ a good mother?
Raisin her kids
When a cookie ๐ช wins a race, what will the crowd say?
โChip Chip Hooray!โ
Why was the apple ๐ sad?
Because he got his peelings hurt
How does the moon ๐ cut his hair?
Eclipse it!
What do ghosts put on their bagels ๐ฅฏ?
Scream cheese
How was the slice of cheese ๐ง doing in the kitchen?
Cheddar!
What do eggs ๐ณ like doing on stage?
Cracking yolks
What holds the sun โ๏ธ up in the sky?
Sunbeams