Goofy Goober

1 follower

Goofy Goober

What game do zombies ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™€๏ธ like to play?

Corpse and Robbers

Goofy Goober

How does an orange ๐ŸŠ go into a crowded restaurant?

By squeezing his way in

Goofy Goober

Which train ๐Ÿš‚ is loaded with bubble gum?

A chew chew train

Goofy Goober

How did the flapjack feel when syrup was drizzled on him?

Butter

Goofy Goober

โ€œYouโ€™re the milk to my cookiesโ€๐Ÿช๐Ÿฅ›

Goofy Goober

What did the baseball โšพ๏ธ say to the bat?

โ€œWe should touch baseโ€

Goofy Goober

When do Americans answer their door?

Once freedom rings โค๏ธ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ’™

Goofy Goober

What makes Mrs Grape ๐Ÿ‡ a good mother?

Raisin her kids

Goofy Goober

When a cookie ๐Ÿช wins a race, what will the crowd say?

โ€œChip Chip Hoorayโ€

Goofy Goober

Why was the apple ๐ŸŽ sad?

Because he got his peelings hurt

Goofy Goober

How does the moon ๐ŸŒ• cut his hair?

Eclipse it!

Goofy Goober

What do ghosts put on their bagels ๐Ÿฅฏ?

Scream cheese

Goofy Goober

How was the slice of cheese ๐Ÿง€ doing in the kitchen?

Cheddar!

Goofy Goober

What do eggs ๐Ÿณ like doing on stage?

Cracking yolks

Goofy Goober

What holds the sun โ˜€๏ธ up in the sky?

Sunbeams

Goofy Goober

How did the chicken ๐Ÿ” feel after escaping the fry cook?

Clucky!

Goofy Goober

What makes a raccoon ๐Ÿฆ very rich?

Its rings!

Goofy Goober

What were the candles doing at a birthday party ๐Ÿฅณ?

Getting lit.

Goofy Goober

Who is the king of the insects ๐Ÿœ?

The Monarch!

Goofy Goober

Why do candles ๐Ÿ•ฏ like birthdays?

Because they can get lit.