Goofy Goober
What game do zombies ๐งโโ๏ธ like to play?
Corpse and Robbers
What game do zombies ๐งโโ๏ธ like to play?
Corpse and Robbers
How does an orange ๐ go into a crowded restaurant?
By squeezing his way in
Which train ๐ is loaded with bubble gum?
A chew chew train
How did the flapjack feel when syrup was drizzled on him?
Butter
โYouโre the milk to my cookiesโ๐ช๐ฅ
What did the baseball โพ๏ธ say to the bat?
โWe should touch baseโ
When do Americans answer their door?
Once freedom rings โค๏ธ๐ค๐
What makes Mrs Grape ๐ a good mother?
Raisin her kids
When a cookie ๐ช wins a race, what will the crowd say?
โChip Chip Hoorayโ
Why was the apple ๐ sad?
Because he got his peelings hurt
How does the moon ๐ cut his hair?
Eclipse it!
What do ghosts put on their bagels ๐ฅฏ?
Scream cheese
How was the slice of cheese ๐ง doing in the kitchen?
Cheddar!
What do eggs ๐ณ like doing on stage?
Cracking yolks
What holds the sun โ๏ธ up in the sky?
Sunbeams
How did the chicken ๐ feel after escaping the fry cook?
Clucky!
What makes a raccoon ๐ฆ very rich?
Its rings!
What were the candles doing at a birthday party ๐ฅณ?
Getting lit.
Who is the king of the insects ๐?
The Monarch!
Why do candles ๐ฏ like birthdays?
Because they can get lit.