Who hates going to a pizza party?
A weirdough.
Goofy Goober
Why didn’t the grape 🍇 leave her family?
Because she loved raisin kids
How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?
Batter
Why does jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts 🥜🍇😋
Who did the cow want to hang with?
The udders.
What game do zombies like to play?
Corpse and Robbers.
How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?
By squeezing his way in
Which train is loaded with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train.
How did the flapjack feel when syrup was drizzled on him?
Butter
“You’re the milk to my cookies”🍪🥛
What did the baseball ⚾️ say to the bat?
“We should touch base”
When do Americans answer their door?
Once freedom rings ❤️🤍💙
What makes Mrs Grape 🍇 a good mother?
Raisin her kids
When a cookie 🍪 wins a race, what will the crowd say?
“Chip Chip Hooray!”
Why was the apple 🍎 sad?
Because he got his peelings hurt
How was the slice of cheese 🧀 doing in the kitchen?
Cheddar!
What do eggs 🍳 like doing on stage?
Cracking yolks
How did the chicken 🐔 feel after escaping the fry cook?
Clucky!
What makes a raccoon 🦝 very rich?
Its rings!
What were the candles doing at a birthday party 🥳?
Getting lit.