When do Americans answer their door?
Once freedom rings ❤️🤍💙
Goofy Goober
What makes Mrs Grape 🍇 a good mother?
Raisin her kids
When a cookie 🍪 wins a race, what will the crowd say?
“Chip Chip Hooray”
Why was the apple 🍎 sad?
Because he got his peelings hurt
How does the moon 🌕 cut his hair?
Eclipse it!
What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?
Scream cheese
How was the slice of cheese 🧀 doing in the kitchen?
Cheddar!
What do eggs 🍳 like doing on stage?
Cracking yolks
What holds the sun ☀️ up in the sky?
Sunbeams
How did the chicken 🐔 feel after escaping the fry cook?
Clucky!
What makes a raccoon 🦝 very rich?
Its rings!
What were the candles doing at a birthday party 🥳?
Getting lit.
Who is the king of the insects 🐜?
The Monarch!
Why do candles 🕯 like birthdays?
Because they can get lit.
How do baseballs ⚾️ communicate?
They touch base!
How long was the owl 🦉 trick or treating?
Owl night long!
Who is king of the pencils?
The ruler!
What do tomatoes 🍅 learn to do in a race?
Ketchup!
How do cookies 🍪 give three cheers?
Chip chip hooray!
Who did the bee 🐝 marry?
Her honey!