Goofy Goober

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Goofy Goober

What game do zombies πŸ§Ÿβ€β™€οΈ like to play?

Corpse and Robbers

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How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?

By squeezing his way in

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Which train πŸš‚ is loaded with bubble gum?

A chew chew train

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How did the flapjack feel when syrup was drizzled on him?

Butter

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β€œYou’re the milk to my cookies”πŸͺπŸ₯›

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What did the baseball ⚾️ say to the bat?

β€œWe should touch base”

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When do Americans answer their door?

Once freedom rings β€οΈπŸ€πŸ’™

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What makes Mrs Grape πŸ‡ a good mother?

Raisin her kids

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When a cookie πŸͺ wins a race, what will the crowd say?

β€œChip Chip Hooray”

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Why was the apple 🍎 sad?

Because he got his peelings hurt

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How does the moon πŸŒ• cut his hair?

Eclipse it!

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What do ghosts put on their bagels πŸ₯―?

Scream cheese

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How was the slice of cheese πŸ§€ doing in the kitchen?

Cheddar!

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What do eggs 🍳 like doing on stage?

Cracking yolks

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What holds the sun β˜€οΈ up in the sky?

Sunbeams

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How did the chicken πŸ” feel after escaping the fry cook?

Clucky!

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What makes a raccoon 🦝 very rich?

Its rings!

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What were the candles doing at a birthday party πŸ₯³?

Getting lit.

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Who is the king of the insects 🐜?

The Monarch!

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Why do candles πŸ•― like birthdays?

Because they can get lit.