Who hates going to a pizza party?
A weirdough.
Goofy Goober
Why didn’t the grape 🍇 leave her family?
Because she loved raisin' kids!
How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?
Batter.
Why is jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts!
Who did the cow want to hang with?
The udders.
What game do zombies like to play?
Corpse and Robbers.
How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?
By squeezing his way in.
Which train is loaded with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train.
How did the flapjack feel when syrup was drizzled on him?
Butter.
"You’re the milk to my cookies."
What did the baseball ⚾️ say to the bat?
“We should touch base.”
When do Americans answer their door?
Once freedom rings! ❤️🤍💙
What makes Mrs. Grape 🍇 a good mother?
Raisin' her kids!
When a cookie 🍪 wins a race, what will the crowd say?
“Chip Chip Hooray!”
Why was the apple 🍎 sad?
Because he got his peelings hurt.
How does the moon 🌕 cut his hair?
Eclipse it!
What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?
Scream cheese
How was the slice of cheese 🧀 doing in the kitchen?
Cheddar!
What do eggs like doing on stage?
Cracking jokes!
What holds the sun ☀️ up in the sky?
Sunbeams