Goofy Goober

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When do Americans answer their door?

Once freedom rings β€οΈπŸ€πŸ’™

What makes Mrs Grape πŸ‡ a good mother?

Raisin her kids

When a cookie πŸͺ wins a race, what will the crowd say?

β€œChip Chip Hooray”

Why was the apple 🍎 sad?

Because he got his peelings hurt

How does the moon πŸŒ• cut his hair?

Eclipse it!

What do ghosts put on their bagels πŸ₯―?

Scream cheese

How was the slice of cheese πŸ§€ doing in the kitchen?


What do eggs 🍳 like doing on stage?

Cracking yolks

What holds the sun β˜€οΈ up in the sky?


How did the chicken πŸ” feel after escaping the fry cook?


What makes a raccoon 🦝 very rich?

Its rings!

What were the candles doing at a birthday party πŸ₯³?

Getting lit.

Who is the king of the insects 🐜?

The Monarch!

Why do candles πŸ•― like birthdays?

Because they can get lit.

How do baseballs ⚾️ communicate?

They touch base!

How long was the owl πŸ¦‰ trick or treating?

Owl night long!

Who is king of the pencils?

The ruler!

What do tomatoes πŸ… learn to do in a race?


How do cookies πŸͺ give three cheers?

Chip chip hooray!

Who did the bee 🐝 marry?

Her honey!