Goofy Goober

What game do zombies 🧟‍♀️ like to play?

Corpse and Robbers

How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?

By squeezing his way in

Which train 🚂 is loaded with bubble gum?

A chew chew train

How did the flapjack feel when syrup was drizzled on him?

Butter

“You’re the milk to my cookies”🍪🥛

What did the baseball ⚾️ say to the bat?

“We should touch base”

When do Americans answer their door?

Once freedom rings ❤️🤍💙

What makes Mrs Grape 🍇 a good mother?

Raisin her kids

When a cookie 🍪 wins a race, what will the crowd say?

“Chip Chip Hooray”

Why was the apple 🍎 sad?

Because he got his peelings hurt

How does the moon 🌕 cut his hair?

Eclipse it!

What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?

Scream cheese

How was the slice of cheese 🧀 doing in the kitchen?

Cheddar!

What do eggs 🍳 like doing on stage?

Cracking yolks

What holds the sun ☀️ up in the sky?

Sunbeams

How did the chicken 🐔 feel after escaping the fry cook?

Clucky!

What makes a raccoon 🦝 very rich?

Its rings!

What were the candles doing at a birthday party 🥳?

Getting lit.

Who is the king of the insects 🐜?

The Monarch!

Why do candles 🕯 like birthdays?

Because they can get lit.