You jokes
How do you punish a blind person?
Hand them a gun and tell them it’s a hairdryer.
Are you angry?
Go bully an orphan!
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION
What's the difference between you and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
What do you call a crippled terrorist?
An RC-XD.
My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.
So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"
I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"
My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.
My mom was cooking dinner and asked me if I could get her a cutting board.
"No, I need you to take off your shirt and lay on the island so I can cut some chicken."
Mum finds out child cheats in math test.
Mom says, "There is no cheating in this house."
Child: "Then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night?"
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?
But he really saved the History Channel.
Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
Jesus was drinking when he made you.
Why can't people in Africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be a jaeger, will you be my kaiju?
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield!
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^