You jokes
An Ob-Gyn asks a lady to put her feet up on the stirrups.
Doctor: My God, you have the biggest vagina I’ve ever seen!
Woman: You don’t have to say that twice.
Doctor: I didn’t.
Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:
White person: Dad, you're home!
Black person: Dad?
White person: You can keep the change.
Black person: Empty the register.
If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple 'thank you' is all I need.
Not all this 'How did you get in my house?' business.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.
NASA called me and they said they reached your hairline.
How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
Give him a tampon and ask him what period it came from.
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up like an altar boy.
Have you heard of the current event in Africa?
It’s known as the Hunger Games.
How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rocket!
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
How do you ground a person in a wheelchair?
Take off the wheels!
I could never fall out of a boat because I've already fallen for you.
Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.
As a straight son, one day I asked my mom, "Have you ever quit something that you did before?" My mom said, "No, I never quit anything." So I asked my when you give a blow job you ever spit, then my mom said, "What did I say? Quitters are for spitters."
Are you angry?
Go bully an orphan!
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Me and my girlfriend were walking in the woods.
Her: I am scared!
Me: What do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.
When you're in the middle of a test and you hear gun shots.
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION