You jokes
A man sacrificed children who played Roblox, so when someone knocked on the door, they said, "An administrator has banned you from heaven!"
The American salute starts with your hand facing flat towards the ground on your head.
The British salute starts with your hand against your head just like the American salute.
The French salute starts with your hands in the air.
The Saudi salute starts with you being bent over with a camel tongue in your ass.
Muslims don't need weed, they've got the Koran.
You burn that sh*t and you're gonna get stoned.
What did the shell say to the shell?
"Shell you later."
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
What do you call a sick Asian?
A calculator with dead batteries.
I hear you like funny people. In fact, my whole life's a joke!
What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?
A PDF file.
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man!
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
What do you say to a pig with no nose? You have n'ought a snout!
Inmate 1: Why are you in prison?
Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, what about you?
Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus.
Inmate 2: OMG, you demon! Were they autistic?
Inmate 1: No, they were Fortnite kids.
Inmate 2 (who is Muslim): Halelouia, we have found the messiah!
Can we please stop the fricking drama! I see people bullying other people, too. Gwen is not the only one. For God's sake, just do jokes! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don't even know each other, but we're still doing this stupid nonsense! Just make jokes, people! That is why it's called "Worst Jokes Ever," not "Bully People Ever." So shut up and get a life, dum-dums! Geez! The only reason why I come here is to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don't even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fricking world!!!!
"Addison, shut up. You're only 8 years old. What do you know?"
I might be 8, but at least I got some sense, and plus, I'm way smarter than you guys anyway. I'm in alert. You know, like a very, very, very intelligent kid! That can spell instead of saying "u," I say the true "you," instead of "pls," it's "please." Sorry if I did mean it... which I don't!
Tung tung tung sahur. Three tungs when you say his name? So many tungs I oughta call you a polyglot.
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree?
An orphan.
POV: You liked this joke because you're straight.
Yah, hurtful towards you. Bro took it personally, literally.
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.
Friend: How dark is your humor?
Me: .....it...
Friend: No
Me: *smiles* GETS BEAT BY THE MISTRESS AND GETS SCOLDED BY THE MASTER!!!
Friend: Why are you like this?