Quote Jokes

My favorite quote will always be, "Sketchy candy is better than no candy" - One of the thousands of missing children


My teacher told me, "You have no idea how powerful this quote is." I looked at her and told her, "You don't know how powerful the shotgun in my bookbag is."


If it's true what they say and I quote; "God never gives you more than you can handle"

Then you should pray to those who didn't, that God gave them a body strong enough to survive the attempt.

i just wanted to say to never let go of family they are everything never let anyone walk all over you and if you are with me like this quote

Ruin a quote by attributing it to the wrong person "Don't cry because it is over. Smile because it happened." -Adolf Hitler, 1945

I'll never forget my Grandads last words...SON WHERE DID U GET A GRENADE FROM?!

2 people are under the covers. The man says "Quote the Beatles: Cum together!"

Motivational Quote for today: if you're feeling tired and ugly today, cheer up, you probably won't feel tired tomorrow morning...

Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...

Don’t feel bad about this day because there’s a saying yesterday is history tomorrow is a mystery but toady is a gift that is why it I called the present.