Quote Jokes

My favorite quote will always be, "Sketchy candy is better than no candy."

- One of the thousands of missing children.

My teacher told me, "You have no idea how powerful this quote is." I looked at her and told her, "You don't know how powerful the shotgun in my bookbag is."

'The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem" -Jack Sparrow

If it's true what they say and I quote; "God never gives you more than you can handle"

Then you should pray to those who didn't, that God gave them a body strong enough to survive the attempt.

Dream tweeted, and I quote “Babies kick pregnant women all the time but I do it one time and I’m the one arrested.”

Santa and Bill Cosby's favorite quote: "Don't be dumb, make sure they're numb, and always use a condom!"

i just wanted to say to never let go of family they are everything never let anyone walk all over you and if you are with me like this quote

'There is no God.' - Stephen Hawking (2011)

'There is no Stephen Hawking' - God (2018)

what is an orphans favorite quote in star wars? "I am your father"

I saw this one quote of the people who smile the most are covering the most pain I think this is true just not with everyone. As I am really depressed and act like myself with my friends but with my parents and family I force a smile so they don't worry more than they do. I did a test for my therapy session to see what level of depression I had. It came back with severe 22/24 but I asked her to tell my mum it came back as moderate saying I would tell her that my depression got worse she went along with it but I haven't told my mum and I know make things sound like I aren't as messed up as I truly am to my therapist

Ruin a quote by attributing it to the wrong person "Don't cry because it is over. Smile because it happened." -Adolf Hitler, 1945

I'll never forget my Grandads last words...SON WHERE DID U GET A GRENADE FROM?!

2 people are under the covers. The man says "Quote the Beatles: Cum together!"

Motivational Quote for today: if you're feeling tired and ugly today, cheer up, you probably won't feel tired tomorrow morning...

Beautiful people should read this quote: “God gave you beauty but not brains.”

Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were. Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!

Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...

"It's not a war crime if you win the war" - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

Don’t feel bad about this day because there’s a saying yesterday is history tomorrow is a mystery but toady is a gift that is why it I called the present.