Quote jokes
The best quote by Kim Jong Un:
"Meeting girl in park is good, but parking meat in girl is better."
I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.
"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."
Your mum is so cool, she looks like a fridge. Quote: Jude Porters.
A special quote: “I was gonna slap that girl into tomorrow!”
What is the true meaning of Christmas?
Stealing presents from orphans - a quote by Technoblade.
Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.
Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!
Quoting the great Jimmy Carr: "When I cook, I make sure there are vegetarian options. They can make do, or they can fuck off."
Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...
What time is it? It's time for lunch.
*Quoted by Bubble Guppies*
Two people are under the covers. The man says, "Quote the Beatles: Come together!"
I just wanted to say to never let go of family; they are everything. Never let anyone walk all over you. And if you are with me, like this quote.
What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?
"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"
My mother didn't want me to love my sister. That made me angry. But then, one day I found this quote: "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer." Since that day, I fuck my sister hard and my MOM harder!
Quote from Seth no.1: "I would have fought back, but she was seven."
"'There is no God.' - Stephen Hawking (2011)
'There is no Stephen Hawking.' - God (2018)"
Santa and Bill Cosby's favorite quote: "Don't be dumb, make sure they're numb, and always use a condom!"
Jesus told the world if he had to pick a body all over again that he would pick himself! He believes he is (God's gift to this earth) the best looking, the smartest, pure perfection!
Hahaha LOL Jajaj.
And I Quote! "THAT'S WHY I PUT MYSELF NAKED ON THE CROSS IN CHURCHES TO SEE MY BODY !!!!"
GROSSEST, SCAREST, UGLIST, SLOPPY, DISRESPECTFUL, DISGUSTING, IT.
If he actually ate the bullshit that came out of his mouth, He wouldn't have made up satan! He wouldn't Rape us, He wouldn't embody us! He wouldn't try to be us! USING OUF VOICES! USING OUR SPIRIT!
Quote Of The Day:
It's okay to struggle.
It's not okay to give up.
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
Beautiful people should read this quote: "God gave you beauty but not brains."