Quote jokes
Mortar is like a woman's fanny; the more you play with it, the wetter it gets.
My tutor just said this quote of 2k18^^^
Pontypool is rough.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.
But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.
The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by hilarious comedian Isaac Butterfield.
A special quote: “No, Mackenzie! You're the savage beast!”
Quote of the day:
A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can't go anywhere until you change it.
Chao!!!
Quote of the day:
Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.
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Hi guys, I'm going to be out for 3 days. Also, quote for the day and advice.
Quote. (Made by me) Don't look back at tomorrow; just look forward today. There are new thoughts, strength, and ideas.
Advice. Sometimes ppl have opinions, and those opinions are probably what you don't like, but don't bring negativity on them just because of what they're saying. If you chose, you probably say, "I don't understand that statement, but it does sound good." This is not a drama site; it's a joking site.
P.S. No hating in these comments.
"Did everyone see that because I will not be doing it again."
- Captain Jack Sparrow
What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?
"Last night I had a meme."
"Don't have sex" - Jake.
I have a brother and he told me this quote, "No wonder they had a second child, they messed up on the first one." He’s the second child... I’m the first...
A sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal.
-- Jeffery Dahmer
"It's not a war crime if you win the war."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!
"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."
Love y'all so much!
Don’t feel bad about this day because there’s a saying: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present."
If Adolf starred in the Room, his most iconic line would be “I did not Hitler! I did not!”
I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.
Motivational Quote for today: If you're feeling tired and ugly today, cheer up, you probably won't feel tired tomorrow morning...
What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?
"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"
Dream tweeted, and I quote, "Babies kick pregnant women all the time, but I do it one time and I’m the one arrested."