Quote jokes
I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.
"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."
Your mum is so cool, she looks like a fridge. Quote: Jude Porters.
The best quote by Kim Jong Un:
"Meeting girl in park is good, but parking meat in girl is better."
A special quote: “I was gonna slap that girl into tomorrow!”
I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.
What time is it? It's time for lunch.
*Quoted by Bubble Guppies*
Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!
"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."
Love y'all so much!
What is the true meaning of Christmas?
Stealing presents from orphans - a quote by Technoblade.
Quoting the great Jimmy Carr: "When I cook, I make sure there are vegetarian options. They can make do, or they can fuck off."
Beautiful people should read this quote: "God gave you beauty but not brains."
Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...
Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.
Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!
I'll never forget my Grandad's last words... "Son, where did you get a grenade from?!"
Two people are under the covers. The man says, "Quote the Beatles: Come together!"
I just wanted to say to never let go of family; they are everything. Never let anyone walk all over you. And if you are with me, like this quote.
Motivational Quote for today: If you're feeling tired and ugly today, cheer up, you probably won't feel tired tomorrow morning...
Don’t feel bad about this day because there’s a saying: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present."
Quote from Seth no.1: "I would have fought back, but she was seven."
Quote Of The Day:
It's okay to struggle.
It's not okay to give up.
Ruin a quote by attributing it to the wrong person.
"Don't cry because it is over. Smile because it happened." -Adolf Hitler, 1945.