Quote jokes
Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!
"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."
Love y'all so much!
I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.
What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?
"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"
My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.
But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.
Quote of the day:
Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.
[Comment your favorite fall beverage!]
Don’t feel bad about this day because there’s a saying: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present."
Your mum is so cool, she looks like a fridge. Quote: Jude Porters.
I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.
"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."
Mortar is like a woman's fanny; the more you play with it, the wetter it gets.
My tutor just said this quote of 2k18^^^
Pontypool is rough.
Motivational Quote for today: If you're feeling tired and ugly today, cheer up, you probably won't feel tired tomorrow morning...
"Don't have sex" - Jake.
A sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal.
-- Jeffery Dahmer
What time is it? It's time for lunch.
*Quoted by Bubble Guppies*
Beautiful people should read this quote: "God gave you beauty but not brains."
A special quote: “No, Mackenzie! You're the savage beast!”
Quote of the day:
A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can't go anywhere until you change it.
Chao!!!
I'll never forget my Grandad's last words... "Son, where did you get a grenade from?!"
The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by hilarious comedian Isaac Butterfield.
A special quote: “I was gonna slap that girl into tomorrow!”
"It's not a war crime if you win the war."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War