What’s the difference between your dad and your hairline?
Nothing they both ran off
Cool
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What’s the difference between Rosa parks and Muhammad Ali?
One fought for freedom the other fought for fun
Your hairline is running away faster than when your dad went to get milk and that’s saying something
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Wait 911 is the American emergency number...
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Your mum your dad the things you never had.
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Why shouldn’t you call people in china?
Because there are so many wings and wongs you might wing the wong number
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