What’s the difference between your dad and your hairline?
Nothing they both ran off
Cool
Yo mama is so stupid she thought keeping you was a good idea
What’s the difference between Rosa parks and Muhammad Ali?
One fought for freedom the other fought for fun
Your hairline is running away faster than when your dad went to get milk and that’s saying something
Me: *posts random joke about a duck*
That one guy in the comment section for no reason: Shut the f*uck up you dumb b*tch you are a piece of sh*t you...
That other guy in the comment section: that’s actually offensive to ducks
Bro it’s a joke....
Wait 911 is the American emergency number...
You’re so ugly I can see why your dad left now
Your mum your dad the things you never had.
Yo mamma so fat I can see where you got in from now
Why shouldn’t you call people in china?
Because there are so many wings and wongs you might wing the wong number
Why can’t Chinese people have a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white