You jokes

To whoever stole my antidepressants, why do you need them?

You can say he is not your type until you realize your type is not typing.

Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.

I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.

I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.

But it would just crash and burn.

Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."

The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake, but his subjects showed up at his castle with a Christian instead.

And he said: "NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"

Girl, you are so ugly that when you look in the mirror, it shatters, more than your relationship.

What part of a vegetable can't you eat? The wheelchair.

Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?

Are you twinning today? Because The Rock would be shocked!

You were sad because your grandmother died.

The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.

What do you call a disabled Chinese person?

Sum Ting Wong.

Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.

Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.

A donut and depression are the same. Both have nothing in the middle, and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for too long.

When you see a kid yelling and you wanna leave :(((((((

A guy and his girl just finished making love.

Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"

The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"

My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.

Joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.