You jokes
When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!
Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.
How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
How do you cut your grass without a lawn mower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.
Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.
What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
Hi everyone, today I am taking requests for anything you want me to say.
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Your hairline is so messed up, I thought a 2-year-old cut you up!
Dad, I hate you!
What do you call an emo with a knife?
A cutting board.
What do you call a stupid mannequin?
A dummy.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your daddy is gay, So are you!
He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"
A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."
His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."