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What do you call a black coconut?
A CoonConut.
Roses are red, violets are blue; blood's thicker than water, so yeah, I got you.
A man was forced off the Eiffel Tower, but he flew back up.
The executioners asked, "How'd you do that?"
He said, "I had magic chips. Here, take some."
They eat them, jump off, and die.
He asks for more chips, and the guy says, "You're a real a**hole when you're drunk, Superman!"
Na only this guy I know say him trouser fat pass his bank account. 😹😹😹
That's if you even have an account. 😹😹💔😹💔💔😹😹
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
Did you hear about Alicia's car accident?
She was really drunk and all over the road until she was all over the road.
I have a short TRUE story of how I found out my brother was gay and did "it" with his best friend.
When my brother was 12-13 years old, he fucked his best friend and I saw it. I was like 4-5 years old, UNDERSTANDING what "it" stood for at the time. All I heard was "ahh" and "mmm". The only thing that traumatized me the most was when my brother moaned "daddy". I was so traumatized that I told my mother about it, she rolled her eyes and said, "He's probably playing a game with Evan". BULLSHIT... NO YOU DUMBASS. He was playing the game "SEX", more like "GAY SEX".
I even told my father and he said, "I don't understand what you're trying to say". I told him DIRECTLY that I heard my brother say "daddy" to his damn best friend!
I actually got so curious, I opened the door and saw them doing "69". I was blank white after I saw it. I will NEVER forget that he did "it" with his own best friend.. NEVER forget about it.
(just a btw, I still have the image stuck in my head and never forget how YOUNG he was..)
(He ain't no virgin anymore I guess lmfao.)
(MORE STORIES COMING SOON =D)
I'm sure you could be the smartest person in your class.
If it were a class for the profoundly retarded.
Fell Sans: Welp, you're BONED!
Fell Papyrus: DAMN YOU SANS!!!
You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.
"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? You're adopted. Haley says she likes me more than you."
A man walked into a bar and said, "What do you call a cum shot?"
The people running the bar said, "I don't know, nut."
The guy said, "Are you calling me a nut?"
How do you prevent a physics teacher from drowning? Shoot her before she touches the water.
I wanted some breakfast, so I grabbed some Life cereal.
I poured it, but lemons came out. So I said, "Well, when life gives you lemons!"
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!
You're so fat, you caused the Titanic to sink!
What do you call a flat emo?
A cutting board.
Your Mom tells you to take out the trash, and the next day the Police are asking if you bombed the School.
A Roman walks into a bar and orders a martinus. The bartender says, "Don't you mean a Martini?" The Roman then says, "Look, if I want a double, I'll ask for one."
What do you get when you goblin with a shark?