You jokes

How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.

If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.

Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.

What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?

Weedle Knievel.

Pokemon Jokes!

What do you do when your Loudred evolves?

Buy more earplugs!

How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?

Every night he turns into a Golbat.

What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?

A Slowpoke.

What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?

Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!

Were you born on the highway? 'Cause that's where most accidents happen.

What do you call a nazi that can’t see?

A nozi.

You can't call yourself a baby boomer if you have never detonated an infant.

I was in an audition for the lead role of movie "Aquaman." The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie.

Shame on you Penaldo for destroying my dream!

Pokemon: Are you a Flareon? Why?

Because you’re a sexy fox.

What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon?

“Kakuna Rattata!”

My teachers told me I'd never amount to much because I procrastinate so much.

I told them, "Just you wait!"

I told a blind kid, "See you later!"

You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.

Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?

Are you twinning today? Because The Rock would be shocked!