You jokes
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
POV: 11:07 PM At night, reading these when you notice that, like everyone else, you have no life.
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.
You get on an elevator and you find the Pope and Donald Trump cowering from two snarling wolves. In your hand you find a revolver with only two bullets in it... what do you do?
You shoot the Pope and the Donald each in a leg and exit the elevator at the next stop.
You're so ugly that when your mama had you, she tried to give you away, but there was nowhere to give you.
Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.
What do you get when you goblin with a shark?
My sister thinks she's sooooo smart. She said that the only food that makes you cry is onions, therefore I threw a coconut at her.
Your forehead so big you got to take Tylenol pills, big like chocolate chip cookies.
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
Al Fayed’s son arrives at heaven’s gates and sees his driver.
He shouts “you stupid cunt!”
The driver says, “Watch, Boss?”
Dodi replies...:
“I said I WANT TO FUCK DI IN THE TUNNEL NOT FUCKING DIE IN THE TUNNEL!”
What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?
Motherfuckers.
Dad: I'm giving all your toys to the orphan kid.
Kid: Why, Dad?
Dad: So you don't get bored.
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
Hello Watersharky, I am Koge.
I see your songs and want to be your agent. Please write back about this offer. Thank you.
Q. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
A. Because it has a silent pee.
Hippity hoppity, you are no one's property.
Hey, can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives you two nights in a row.
Prince, I love you very much! Happy anniversary! Love you! ❤️❤️😘