What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
You Jokes
What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?
Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.
You’re so fine that my zipper is falling for you.
Don’t have a bike? You can mount me instead.
For centuries the Catholic Church censored everything that wouldn‘t fit with their teachings. You know what I call that?
"Chancel culture!"
Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.
Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today?”
Person 2: “Seven.”
Person 1: “What the fuck, dude.”
Person 2: “I know, right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.”
(Based on an encounter I had recently)
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.
What’s the difference between how you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we watch through.
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
What’s the difference between weed and pussy?
If you can smell weed from across the room, it means the weed's good.
You must be ice cream because I wanna lick you up.
Are you a keyboard, because I wanna tap you all night long.
What’s one thing you can say during family dinner and in bed?
"Will there be seconds?"
How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it in the obituary.
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
I could never fall out of a boat because I've already fallen for you.
What’s the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
You don’t have sex with a sandwich before you eat it.
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
