Plane Ticket jokes
If you give a man a plane ticket, he will fly for a couple of hours, but if you push a man out of a plane, he will fly for the rest of his life :)
Did you know if you give a guy a plane ticket, he flies once, but if you push him out of a plane, he flies for the rest of his life.
Give Kobe a plane ticket, he'll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
I'M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!
Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man from a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
Give a man a plane ticket, and he’ll fly for a day.
Push a man from a plane, and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
When your plane heads for New York...
What can you say about planes that you can say about stocks?
They both be flying??
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
You: "Captain, where is this plane going?"
Captain: "New York, 175 Greenwich Street."
"I like planes."
- Plane Guy