Quitter jokes

"Rehab's for quitters, and I don't give up."

Just because you‘re suicidal, you don‘t have to be a quitter.

Wait, actually.

As a straight son, one day I asked my mom, "Have you ever quit something that you did before?" My mom said, "No, I never quit anything." So I asked my when you give a blow job you ever spit, then my mom said, "What did I say? Quitters are for spitters."

What do you call an ex-lesbian?

A clitter quitter.

Yo mama such a quitter, she di[ed].

Sorry for all the jokes, I'll end it.

"Go big or go home," that's what some people say.

"Go loud and proud," that's what other people say.

"Go out with a big, loud bang!" that's what I say.

You know what relationships and life? They both come to an end.

Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.

I’m giving in my two week resignation to life... it’s not you ... it’s me!!!