Quitter jokes

"Rehab's for quitters, and I don't give up."

Just because you‘re suicidal, you don‘t have to be a quitter.

Wait, actually.

As a straight son, one day I asked my mom, "Have you ever quit something that you did before?" My mom said, "No, I never quit anything." So I asked my when you give a blow job you ever spit, then my mom said, "What did I say? Quitters are for spitters."

What do you call an ex-lesbian?

A clitter quitter.

Yo mama such a quitter, she di[ed].

Sorry for all the jokes, I'll end it.

You know what relationships and life? They both come to an end.

I’m giving in my two week resignation to life... it’s not you ... it’s me!!!

An Irish-man walks out of a bar.

And that concludes your French oral. You can put your trousers back up, and I'll see you on Monday.