Kilts and Zippers

Alright, listen up, you knucklehead. The joke is that Scotchmen (people from Scotland) wear kilts (those skirt-looking things) because if they wore pants with zippers, the sheep would hear the zipper sound from super far away. And sheep like to have sexy time with humans in the minds of the joke teller. Get it? You probably don't. But I'm a bear, and you're probably just some dude who eats crayons.