What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"
Person: Bro, you have a bad and stupid life.
Me: Yeah, it was all good till you were here!
Person: WTF!
Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.
Q. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
A. Because it has a silent pee.