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I'm really bored and I don't know what's up with Prince. He isn't talking to me.

And Freshfry, why are you so mean now?

An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.

I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.

I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.

On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"

The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."

The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"

The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."

Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?

Soldiers, there is one thing you can be sure of: You will be at home with your families, in a jar on the mantelpiece.

It's quite ironic that people tell you "Happy Birthday," then they want to give you a spanking.