You jokes

Are you French? Because I Eiffel for you.

What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?

Panera Red.

What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?

Pikachu, I choose you!

You also have to learn to say no. For example: "Would you like a piece of cake?" "No, I'd like two."

Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?

Do you know Imagine Dragons? Imagine dragon these nuts across your face!

Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.

Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.

Other family members: ...

Dude, Mississippi got a better K/D ratio than you.

Why do people make fun of you jokes in worst jokes ever? Because it is called "worst jokes ever."

Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?

Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!

What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.

There's this smart way to sneak a calculator into school. I've heard of it. You take the calculator, put it in a gun magazine, put the magazine in the gun, and bring the gun to school!

How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?

Meatballs.

Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!

What do you call an orange parrot? A carrot!

"Me tells dad joke often."

"I want to hear it."

"Me? You wouldn't get it."

Police: Come with me, I’m taking you home.

Orphan: Well, we need to find them first.

Police: Then I don’t need to take you home.

What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Are you a cheese 🧀 from Denmark? Because your "guta."