Are you Hiroshima? Because I want to drop my bomb inside you.
jax
Me and my girlfriend were walking in the woods.
Her: I am scared!
Me: What do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.
My girlfriend called me a cocksucker, but hey, 20 dollars is 20 dollars.
stop making jokes about 9/11 my dad died in 9/11. BEST PILOT OF SOUTHERN ARABIA
ALAKBAR
What is the difference between a pencil and a woman?
At least one has a point.
What is the difference between me and food?
Food has a use.
What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.