I have a fear of speed bumps. But I am slowly getting over it.
I'm not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and i'm not gonna die the same way.
So a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods. Boy “hey mister its getting dark out and I’m scared” Man “how do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone”
me: have you ever went sky diving friend:No me:Well don't it sucks friend:Why me:They gave me a parachute and I lived
If you say to someone "have a nice day!" It will make them happy. If you say, "Enjoy the next 24 hours" They'll be terrified.
One night a girl said to her family "Goodnight Mommy, Goodnight Daddy, Goodnight Grandma, Goodbye Grandpa. the next morning her grandpa died. That night she said "Goodnight mommy, Goodnight daddy, Goodbye Grandma. the next morning the grandma died. The dad started to fear for his life because he was next. That night the girl said "Goodnight mommy, Goodbye daddy. the next morning the dad woke up and he was perfectly fine but when he went into the kitchen he saw his wife crying. when he asked her whats wrong she said "The Mail Man died".
When you die, people cry and wish you to come back.
But when you do, people scream and run away.
Why is 10 so scared. Cause it was in the middle of 9/11
Why is 6 afraid of 7? It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.
I had a horrible nightmare yesterday. I was in room filled with all of my ex's, so I was completely alone.
Why is six afraid of seven?
Seven is a registered six-offender
I used to have a fear of hurdles
But I got over it
People who are afraid of pedophiles... need to grow up.
Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.
Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on, not because he is afraid of the darkness, but because the darkness is afraid of him.
pilot: *over intercom* we're all going to die
passengers: *start freaking out*
pilot: all of us will one day, no one knows when
passengers: *sigh with relief*
pilot: but it'll probably be when we hit that mountain
I had a terrifying experience last night. I was alone in the house having a bath.....when all of a sudden.....I felt a tap on my shoulder.
public speaking is a more popular fear then snakes and you don't see anyone walking in australia and shout look out a podium
You know how 6 is afraid of 7 because 789 well 10 is afraid because he was in the middle of 9/11
Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to nove
