I don't like these Under tale jokes. They just don't make any Sans.
Why did the skeleton want a friend? He was feeling BONELY
Papyrus ran headfast into a windmill. Guess you can call him a bone head
i ate to many temmie flakes... i guess i got a TEMMIE ACHE!!!!
Why doesn't a skeleton to dance. Because he had no body to dance with. Lol sans
So a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and he asks the bartender for a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. Credit to Sans (undertale)
A French sans would greet you with the o bone- jour
wait isnt this sans job to make a joke?
what happens when you are playing undertale but its snowy in town? it SNOW-d in town!
What instrument do skeletons use? A trombone! Haha!
Q: What's a German's favorite Undertale character?
A: Gaster
What did papyrus say when sans served spaghetti to frisk? BONE-Appetit!
What does a skeleton tile his roof with? SHINgles!
A list of sansnpuns would be sans tastic
sans undertale
Why does Sans like puns so much, probably because he finds them humourus
*sans*:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone
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I still remember the last thing gaster said before he kicked the bucket, it was "Hey how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"(sans)
Why is the graveyard so noisy...
Because of all the coffin :)
