I don't like these Undertale jokes. They just don't make any sense.
Undertale Jokes
Why did the skeleton want a friend? He was feeling bonely.
Papyrus ran headfirst into a windmill. Guess you can call him a bonehead.
I ate too many temmie flakes... I guess I got a TEMMIE ACHE!!!!
Why doesn't a skeleton dance? Because he had no body to dance with. Lol, Sans.
So a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and he asks the bartender for a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink.
A French Sans would greet you with the "o bone-jour".
Wait, isn't this Sans' job to make a joke?
What instrument do skeletons use? A trombone! Haha!
What happens when you are playing Undertale, but it's snowy in town? It SNOWED in town!
Q: What's a German's favorite Undertale character?
A: Gaster.
What did Papyrus say when Sans served spaghetti to Frisk?
BONE-Appetit!
What does a skeleton tile his roof with? Shingles!
A list of Sans puns would be Sans-tastic!
Sans Undertale.
Why does Sans like puns so much? Probably because he finds them humorous.
*sans*: Why was the skeleton depressed? Because Frisk keeps resetting and it resets when he lost his phone.
Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!
If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?
I still remember the last thing Gaster said before he kicked the bucket, it was, "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?" (Sans)