I don't like these Under tale jokes. They just don't make any Sans.
Why did the skeleton want a friend? He was feeling BONELY
Papyrus ran headfast into a windmill. Guess you can call him a bone head
i ate to many temmie flakes... i guess i got a TEMMIE ACHE!!!!
Why doesn't a skeleton to dance. Because he had no body to dance with. Lol sans
So a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and he asks the bartender for a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. Credit to Sans (undertale)
A French sans would greet you with the o bone- jour
wait isnt this sans job to make a joke?
What instrument do skeletons use? A trombone! Haha!
what happens when you are playing undertale but its snowy in town? it SNOW-d in town!
Q: What's a German's favorite Undertale character?
A: Gaster
What did papyrus say when sans served spaghetti to frisk? BONE-Appetit!
What does a skeleton tile his roof with? SHINgles!
A list of sansnpuns would be sans tastic
sans undertale
Why does Sans like puns so much, probably because he finds them humourus
*sans*:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone
Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!
if asriel were sans, would his theme be "jokes and memes"?
I still remember the last thing gaster said before he kicked the bucket, it was "Hey how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"(sans)
