Guess

temmietale

i ate to many temmie flakes… i guess i got a TEMMIE ACHE!!!

Depression

Anonymous

sans:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone

Body

Anonymous

Why doesn’t a skeleton to dance. Because he had no body to dance with. Lol sans

Make

i'm so pun-ny

I don’t like these Under tale jokes. They just don’t make any Sans.

Puns

Anonymous

So a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and he asks the bartender for a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. Credit to Sans (undertale)

Offensive

Anonymous

Hippity Hoppity women are property. (sans undertale)

7

Wait

papyrus

wait isnt this sans job to make a joke?

Snow

Anonymous

what happens when you are playing undertale but its snowy in town? it SNOW-d in town!

Bone

Anonymous

What did papyrus say when sans served spaghetti to frisk? BONE-Appetit!

Puns

LoyalGameTheriost18

Why does Sans like puns so much, probably because he finds them humourus

Bone

No one

Papyrus ran headfast into a windmill. Guess you can call him a bone head

French

No one

A French sans would greet you with the o bone- jour

List

No one

A list of sansnpuns would be sans tastic

Bone

No one

Why did the skeleton want a friend? He was feeling BONELY

German

Funny man

Q: What’s a German’s favorite Undertale character?

A: Gaster

3

Offensive

Anonymous

Wanna know what is offensive? idk ask feminist (sans undertale)

0

Roof

Anonymous

What does a skeleton tile his roof with? SHINgles!

Yo mama

Anonymous

Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey’s mouth isn’t big enough to eat her!

Bone

Lust sans

You know this jokes really crack up my bones~

Offensive

Anonymous

There was a women. She is property. Ha, sucks for that dishwasher. (sans undertale)

1

Offensive

Anonymous

There was a blind man. He was blind. Ha, sucks for him. (sans undertale)

4

Offensive

Anonymous

Whats the useless skin around the vagina. A WOMEN. (SANS undertale)

6

Offensive

Anonymous

There was a deaf man. He was deaf. Ha, sucks for him.(sans undertale)