Undertale jokes
Papyrus ran headfirst into a windmill. Guess you can call him a bonehead.
I don't like these Undertale jokes. They just don't make any sense.
I ate too many temmie flakes... I guess I got a TEMMIE ACHE!!!!
Why doesn't a skeleton dance? Because he had no body to dance with. Lol, Sans.
Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell bone of the human.
Sad but true
If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?
What did Papyrus say when Sans served spaghetti to Frisk?
BONE-Appetit!
Why is the graveyard so noisy?
Because of all the coffin : )
I still remember the last thing Gaster said before he kicked the bucket, it was, "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?" (Sans)
Why did the skeleton want a friend? He was feeling bonely.
What instrument do skeletons use? A trombone! Haha!
So a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and he asks the bartender for a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink.
Q: What's a German's favorite Undertale character?
A: Gaster.
Why does Sans like puns so much? Probably because he finds them humorous.
A French Sans would greet you with the "o bone-jour".
Wait, isn't this Sans' job to make a joke?
Sans: "Like, I'm so *flabbergasted*."
Gaster: "👌☼⚐ ✌☼☜ ✡⚐🕆 💧☜☼✋⚐🕆💧 ☼✋☝☟❄ ☠⚐🕈✍"
What happens when you are playing Undertale, but it's snowy in town? It SNOWED in town!
Skeletons can't play church music, obviously. They got no organs.
* Sans at Sans' favorite restaurant* Sans: Hey, Frisk, what do you eat today?
Frisk: One knife, plz.
Sans: Ok, one knife, plz.
Waiter: You eat a knife?
Frisk: Yes.
*Waiter asking for one knife*
Waiter: Here you go.
Frisk: Thanks you.