Depression

Anonymous

sans:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone

Offensive

Anonymous

Hippity Hoppity women are property. (sans undertale)

Skeleton

Anonymous

Why doesn’t a skeleton to dance. Because he had no body to dance with. Lol sans

Puns

LoyalGameTheriost18

Why does Sans like puns so much, probably because he finds them humourus

Guess

temmietale

i ate to many temmie flakes… i guess i got a TEMMIE ACHE!!!

Make

i'm so pun-ny

I don’t like these Under tale jokes. They just don’t make any Sans.

Offensive

Anonymous

Wanna know what is offensive? idk ask feminist (sans undertale)

German

Funny man

Q: What’s a German’s favorite Undertale character?

A: Gaster

Puns

Anonymous

So a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and he asks the bartender for a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. Credit to Sans (undertale)

Bone

Anonymous

What did papyrus say when sans served spaghetti to frisk? BONE-Appetit!

Snow

Anonymous

what happens when you are playing undertale but its snowy in town? it SNOW-d in town!

Wait

papyrus

wait isnt this sans job to make a joke?

Bone

Lust sans

You know this jokes really crack up my bones~

Suck

Anonymous

There was a women. She is property. Ha, sucks for that dishwasher. (sans undertale)

Skeleton

Anonymous

What does a skeleton tile his roof with? SHINgles!

Offensive

Anonymous

Whats the useless skin around the vagina. A WOMEN. (SANS undertale)

Fat

Anonymous

Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey’s mouth isn’t big enough to eat her!

Man

Anonymous

There was a deaf man. He was deaf. Ha, sucks for him.(sans undertale)

Man

Anonymous

There was a blind man. He was blind. Ha, sucks for him. (sans undertale)

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