Undertale jokes
I don't like these Undertale jokes. They just don't make any sense.
Papyrus ran headfirst into a windmill. Guess you can call him a bonehead.
Why doesn't a skeleton dance? Because he had no body to dance with. Lol, Sans.
What did Papyrus say when Sans served spaghetti to Frisk?
BONE-Appetit!
Why did the skeleton want a friend? He was feeling bonely.
Sad but true
So a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and he asks the bartender for a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink.
Q: What's a German's favorite Undertale character?
A: Gaster.
Wait, isn't this Sans' job to make a joke?
* Sans at Sans' favorite restaurant* Sans: Hey, Frisk, what do you eat today?
Frisk: One knife, plz.
Sans: Ok, one knife, plz.
Waiter: You eat a knife?
Frisk: Yes.
*Waiter asking for one knife*
Waiter: Here you go.
Frisk: Thanks you.
I still remember the last thing Gaster said before he kicked the bucket, it was, "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?" (Sans)
I ate too many temmie flakes... I guess I got a TEMMIE ACHE!!!!
A French Sans would greet you with the "o bone-jour".
Papyrus: Well come to the underground.
Sans: How was your falls?
Papyrus: G-g-good luck eve-ever ge-getting o-out.
Sans: Give me your balls!
*sans*: Why was the skeleton depressed? Because Frisk keeps resetting and it resets when he lost his phone.
A list of Sans puns would be Sans-tastic!
Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!
If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?
What does a skeleton tile his roof with? Shingles!
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION
Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen!
Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with 'em?