What do you call a Chinese assassin?
Chinese takeout.
What do you call a Chinese assassin?
Chinese takeout.
Listen here, you silly goose. The joke plays on the similar sound of "Chinese takeout" and "Chinese take out." Get it? One is a type of food and the other is an assassin getting rid of someone. The fact that you didn't notice it makes me think you're lactose intolerant. You probably have some digestive problems as well.