Me and my girlfriend were walking in the woods.
Her: I am scared!
Me: What do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.
Alright listen up, chucklehead. So, this guy and his girlfriend are strolling through the woods, right? She gets spooked and says she's scared. But here's the kicker: the dude is even MORE scared because he's gotta walk back through those creepy woods all by himself! I bet you wet the bed every night!