As a straight son, one day I asked my mom, "Have you ever quit something that you did before?" My mom said, "No, I never quit anything." So I asked my when you give a blow job you ever spit, then my mom said, "What did I say? Quitters are for spitters."
Quitters are for Spitters
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Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is about a kid asking his mom if she ever quits anything. She says no. Then the kid asks her about giving blow jobs and spitting. The mom cleverly twists her words, implying that she doesn't spit because 'quitters are for spitters.' It's funny because it's unexpected and uses wordplay and a little vulgarity. You probably don't understand it, because you are not mature, or smart, or good-looking.