Kilt jokes
Why do Scottish men wear kilts?
Sheep can hear unzipping trousers from a distance of 100 yards.
Did you hear about the Scottish man who murdered his wife?
He totally kilt her.
Why do you Scotchmen wear kilts?
Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?
People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!
Closer kin, deeper in!
If you leave your small children inside a shower with Kelly Clarkson, you're a filthy parent.
Gary Glitter was imprisoned for inappropriate relations with preteens. Not to be outdone, Kelly Clarkson exclaimed, "Hold my Bud Light!" whilst grasping her 1-year-old daughter.