AnimalAnonymous9 years agoWhy do Scottish men wear kilts?Sheep can hear unzipping trousers from a distance of 100 yards.
MurderOm-noctopus5 years agoDid you hear about the Scottish man who murdered his wife? He totally kilt her.
ScottishShower thoughts6 months agoWhy do you Scotchmen wear kilts?Because sheep can hear zipper from a mile away
