Kilt jokes
Why do Scottish men wear kilts?
Sheep can hear unzipping trousers from a distance of 100 yards.
Did you hear about the Scottish man who murdered his wife?
He totally kilt her.
Why do you Scotchmen wear kilts?
Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!
What do K-mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have boys' pants half off.
Closer kin, deeper in!
Go Kermit, toaster bath.
If you leave your small children inside a shower with Kelly Clarkson, you're a filthy parent.