Kilt jokes
Why do you Scotchmen wear kilts?
Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Why do Scottish men wear kilts?
Sheep can hear unzipping trousers from a distance of 100 yards.
Heil Kyle!
Kyle's penis is small.
khi beats his meat to weed- germiah.
Did you hear about the Scottish man who murdered his wife?
He totally kilt her.