MurderOm-noctopus5 years agoDid you hear about the Scottish man who murdered his wife? He totally kilt her.
AnimalAnonymous8 years agoWhy do Scottish men wear kilts?Sheep can hear unzipping trousers from a distance of 100 yards.
ScottishShower thoughts5 months agoWhy do you Scotchmen wear kilts?Because sheep can hear zipper from a mile away
