Kilt jokes

Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Sheep can hear unzipping trousers from a distance of 100 yards.

Did you hear about the Scottish man who murdered his wife?

He totally kilt her.

Why do you Scotchmen wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Only one of Kenny's girlfriends has ever said he's good in bed.

But she has to. She's his mom.

KFC proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids. 😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer.

Kenny can't find a girlfriend because neither of his sisters can fuck as good as his mom could.

Roses are red, peanuts are tan. I am joining the Ku Klux Klan.