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Slang Jokes

Emo

How do emos compliment each other?

They say, "I like your cuts g."

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  • Monkey

    A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair. So, she told her sister, and her sister said that ain't nothing, mine's already eating bananas.

    Friendship

    Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.

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  • Nut

    What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He's a d!ck.

    Meals on wheels

    What do you call the penises of gay men that are in wheelchairs?

    Meals on wheels 😋😍🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭

    Part

    Q: What's the best part about gardening?

    A: Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

    Condom

    So, two condoms walk by a gay bar. What does one condom say to the other? "Hey, wanna get 'shit-faced?'"

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  • MVP

    MVP means: “Most Valuable Player.”

    In Chuck Norris' case: “Most Vaginas Penetrated”.

    Free Willy

    Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?

    He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.