Slang jokes
What do you call a crackhead with no crack?
Pointless.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To fix his flow.
My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.
All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.
I bought a new camera once. Every shot I took was killer!
Q: What do you call a hot lesbian who smokes weed?
A: A high femme.
Low taper fade
You know what they call pineapples in Paris?
I don't know, what?
Anus.
You think your friends get butthurt?
That's gay guys.
Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?
Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.
Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.
A man said his bars are lit. I said no, because mine are fire.
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
Why did the three 23s not go to the orphanage?
Because they already 69'd.
I talk with a friend about something and there comes Quandangle, things with his shoes, and I'm just like, "Bro, what the heeeeel?"
Are you a Muslim, because you're the bomb?
Six one.
How does a pimp answer when asked why he chose his occupation?
Answer: He wanted a stable source of income.
Can I put my balls in your jaw <3?
Have you heard of the work called "ligma balls?"
Guy: Do you want a nickel?
Girl: Sure.
Guy: So you’ll tickle my pickle?
Girl: 😳😩😩😩
Deez nuts eat nuts.
Why do people use terms like "sucky" to mean that they don't like something?
If something "sucks," shouldn't that signify that it is at least good for one thing and will bring pleasure?