Slang jokes
straight (DYM 56)
I talk with a friend about something and there comes Quandangle, things with his shoes, and I'm just like, "Bro, what the heeeeel?"
What do you call it when two gay roosters fight?
Cockfighting
Why do people use terms like "sucky" to mean that they don't like something?
If something "sucks," shouldn't that signify that it is at least good for one thing and will bring pleasure?
Lookin' (DYM 91)
I bought a new camera once. Every shot I took was killer!
Q: What do you call a hot lesbian who smokes weed?
A: A high femme.
What does a squirrel eat? Deez Nutz in their mouth.
Me: How do you say yes in Spanish? You: Si. Me: Si if these nuts fit in your mouth.
Person 1: Do you know Imagine Dragons?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
What is a chode?
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some SICK WAVES!
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
What’s the difference between jam and marmalade?
I can’t marmalade my cock into your mum’s arse.
A man said his bars are lit. I said no, because mine are fire.
But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his booty strength!
Q: What do you call a group of kids with Down's Syndrome?
A: Chromie homies.
I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."
Lick my balls.
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"