I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to "Hang in there."
What do you call an emo strip club?
Suicidal Thots.
How to complement a depressed person: "I like your cuts, g."
Why do vegetarians give good head?
Because they’re used to eating nuts.
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass.
Q: How do emo kids complement each other?
A: I like your cuts g.
Why can't Juice WRLD play COD Zombies? He can't handle 6 perks.
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.
Your daddy must be a drug dealer, because you're dope.
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.
Why did the zookeeper lose his job? For choking the chicken and spanking the monkey!
What type of teacher doesn't fart in public?
A private tutor/tooter.
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser
search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it
What do you call an abo with a shotgun? Sir.
Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?
Because they literally can't even.
