What happened to the frog that partied illegally?
He got TOAD away!
What happened to the frog that partied illegally?
He got TOAD away!
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don’t like fast food.
Why can you never surprise mountains?
They peak.
What kind of fruit can fix your sink?
A plum-ber.
What do you call a German that can not see?
A Not-see.