Takeout jokes
What do you call someone in a wheelchair being pushed by a cannibal?
A to-go order.
When Kim Jong-un said "nuke the Chinese", he meant put the take away in the oven. Some simple misunderstandings start a war.
Want to save 50% on your Chinese?
Just ask before you pay.
What do you call a Chinese assassin?
Chinese takeout.
Chinese takeout $15.00, gas to get there $1.50. Getting home to find they've forgotten one of your dishes... rice-less!
Poipole walks into a bar and says “poipoipoipoi.”
The bartender says, “Sorry, but in order to get takeout, you have to know how to speak a foreign language.” Poipole says “Pika!”
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back.
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket, "You can hide but you can't run."
I broke up with my girlfriend, so I stole her wheelchair, and guess who came crawling back.
To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.
I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes.
The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.