What’s the German word for hotbox?
The gas chamber
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!
That’s the best I’ve done so far.
A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? – One. They are efficient and don’t have humor.
A German went to France for holiday and here is the scene, French border staff: Occupation? German: No, no, no, just visiting.
Why do they bury Germans 20 feet down when they die, instead of the usual 6 feet? Because deep down, Germans are ok.
A german soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, “What happened?” and the soldier replies, “Hail hit her.” (say the joke aloud and it will make more sense)
1st Person: Do you want to know something funny? 2nd Person: Yeah, sure! 1st Person: I don’t know, I’m German!
In heaven responsible for the joke is the English man for food the Italian man and for the law and order a German man… In hell responsible for food is the English man for order and law the Italian man and for jokes the German man
Why is the Champs dElysees in Paris lined with trees? Because German soldiers like marching in the shade!
A man found out that he was going to die. A German doctor comes in and says “you have 10 more”. The man yells out “10 WHAT!! DAYS!!! WEEKS!!!”. And the doctor says ”No seconds” and the man says “9 SECONDS!!!” And the doctor says “Nine Ten Seconds” He asked “How many seconds do i have to live 10,9 , or…” Then he died and learned how to say no in German…
How do you becomes with Nato. Promise no more world wars, by secretely peforming miltiary practises behind their back