What’s the German word for hotbox?

The gas chamber

My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.

Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!

That’s the best I’ve done so far.

A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? – One. They are efficient and don’t have humor.

A German went to France for holiday and here is the scene, French border staff: Occupation? German: No, no, no, just visiting.

Why do they bury Germans 20 feet down when they die, instead of the usual 6 feet? Because deep down, Germans are ok.

What do you call a blind German A not see

How do you escape a French prison?

Yell angrily in German.

A german soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, “What happened?” and the soldier replies, “Hail hit her.” (say the joke aloud and it will make more sense)

No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.

Chuck Norris one shot down a German fighter plane- by pointing his finger at it and yelling “bang!”

1st Person: Do you want to know something funny? 2nd Person: Yeah, sure! 1st Person: I don’t know, I’m German!

TFW you’re having sex with your german girlfriend and she won’t stop telling you here age

Why was the German in a hurry?

Because he was Rush-ian to get to work.

In heaven responsible for the joke is the English man for food the Italian man and for the law and order a German man… In hell responsible for food is the English man for order and law the Italian man and for jokes the German man

Why is the Champs dElysees in Paris lined with trees? Because German soldiers like marching in the shade!

all germs all from GERMany

A man found out that he was going to die. A German doctor comes in and says “you have 10 more”. The man yells out “10 WHAT!! DAYS!!! WEEKS!!!”. And the doctor says ”No seconds” and the man says “9 SECONDS!!!” And the doctor says “Nine Ten Seconds” He asked “How many seconds do i have to live 10,9 , or…” Then he died and learned how to say no in German…

How do you becomes with Nato. Promise no more world wars, by secretely peforming miltiary practises behind their back

How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?


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