I bought a wooden whistle. But it wouldn't whistle, so I bought a steel whistle. But it still wouldn't whistle. So I bought a lead whistle, but it still wouldn't lead me to whistle.
Did you hear about the dyslexic cop? He jumped off his horse and blew his whistle!
Why don't women parachute naked?
That annoying whistling sound on the way down.
I heard a neat little trick you can use to have a public pool all to yourself. If you blow a whistle 3 times, everyone will just get out!
I bought a wooden whistle. I tried so hard, but it wouldn't whistle.
So I bought a steel one. It still wouldn't let me whistle. Then I got a lead one. It still wouldn't lead me whistle. Then I realised, they were flutes, so the wood would lead me whistle if I did it correctly. Steel....
Went swimming today and peed in the deep end. The lifeguard saw me and blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in.
I got caught peeing in the pool.
The lifeguard blew his whistle so hard I nearly fell in!
What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
Why can't humans hear a dog whistle? -- Because dogs can't whistle.
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
Why do female parachutists have to wear tampons before they jump?
So they don't whistle on the way down!
How does Jesus whistle? Through the hole in his hand.
