I bought a wooden whistle. But it wooden whistle. so I bought a steel whistle. But it steel wooden whistle. So I bought a lead whistle. But it steel wooden lead me whistle.
Did you hear about the dyslexic cop? He jumped off his whistle and blew his horse
I heard a neat little trick you can use to have a public pool all to yourself. If you blow a whistle 3 times, everyone will just get out!
Why don't women parachute naked?
That annoying whistling sound on the way down.
I bought a wooden whistle. I tried soo hard, but it wooden whistle. So I bought a steel one. It steel wooden let me whistle. Then I got a lead one. It steel wooden lead me whistle. Then I realised, they were flutes. So the wood lead me whistle if I did it correctly. Steel....
Went swimming today and peed in the deep end the lifeguard saw me blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in
I got caught peeing in the pool
The lifeguard blew his whistle so hard I nearly fell in
What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?
Optimistic
Why can't humans hear a dog whistle? -- Because dogs can't whistle.
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Why do female para-chutist's have to wear tampon's before they jump ?
So they don't whistle on the way down !
How does Jesus whistle? Through the hole in his hand.
