Whistle Jokes

Anonymous
in Puns

I bought a wooden whistle. But it wooden whistle. so I bought a steel whistle. But it steel wooden whistle. So I bought a lead whistle. But it steel wooden lead me whistle.

Anonymous

I heard a neat little trick you can use to have a public pool all to yourself. If you blow a whistle 3 times, everyone will just get out!

Anonymous
in Dyslexic

Did you hear about the dyslexic cop? He jumped off his whistle and blew his horse

Anonymous
in Animal

Why can’t humans hear a dog whistle? – Because dogs can’t whistle.

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Insert name here
in Puns

I bought a wooden whistle. But it wooden whistle. So I bought a steel whistle. But it steel wooden whistle. So I bought a lead whistle. But it steel wooden lead me whistle. So I bought an iron whistle. But ironically it steel wooden lead me whistle.

Anonymous

I got caught peeing in the pool

The lifeguard blew his whistle so hard I nearly fell in

Went swimming today and peed in the deep end the lifeguard saw me blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in

Anonymous

What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?

Optimistic

How does Jesus whistle? bye s blowing through the holes in is hands

NotAlex B)
in Puns

I bought a wooden whistle, but it wooden whistle.

So I bought a steel whistle, but it steel wooden whistle.

So THEN I bought a LED whistle but it steel wooden LED me whistle.

Anonymous
in Puns

I bought a wooden whistle. I tried soo hard, but it wooden whistle. So I bought a steel one. It steel wooden let me whistle. Then I got a lead one. It steel wooden lead me whistle. Then I realised, they were flutes. So the wood lead me whistle if I did it correctly. Steel…

Kevi
in Jesus

How does Jesus whistle? Through the hole in his hand.

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Mick Nolan
in Parachute

Why do female para-chutist’s have to wear tampon’s before they jump ?

So they don’t whistle on the way down !

Dave

What do you call a fat man with a rape whistle Hogan !